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Donald and Donald

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This one really tells you everything that you need to know about Donald Trump.

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Border wall

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Build your own Trump wall

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Trump: People are getting paid to protest at my rallies.
I'm creating new jobs BEFORE i am even president

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What’s does Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common?
They both barely cover the аsshоlе.

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Huawei to HELL

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NATO,EU,Putin

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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Deport him and you never have to feed him again. Amen."
Donald Trump 20:1-7

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Daddy, are we going to jail? No princess, you and your brothers are. I am going to Russia!

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I wish nasty virus would disappear

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Trumpkin
Orange on the outside,
Hollow on the inside
and should be thrown out in November

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F!

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.

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Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid?
A: The wall maker set.

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Three boys walk through the woods and suddenly hear cries for help.
They follow the sound to the lake and see Donald Trump drowning.
The boys jump into the water and drag him to shore.
Donald Trump asks the boys how he can repay them.
The first boy says, "I want a boat."
The second boy says, "I want a truck."
The third boy says, "I want a nice tombstone."
Donald Trump asks, "Why is that?"
The boy says, "Because when my dad finds out I helped save you, he's going to кill me."

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Donald Trump went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.
The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."
Trump interrupted, "Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"
The doctor replied, "That’s true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right side there isn’t anything left."

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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope slapped her.

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Trump : disinfectant

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CNN Reporter: “ Sorry Sir, this isn`t syphilis

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