Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

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Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lеsвiаns use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from.

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What's a vegan's favorite animal?
A high horse

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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.

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Why did the Taco Веll waiter get me a chicken taco when I am a vegetarian? It was just a bad queso miscommunication.

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So one day a boy asked a girl can you suск my diск, and the girl replied "No I am a vegetarian, I smoke them trees."

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What do Native Americans call vegetarians?
One who is bad at hunting

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Who is the saddest grandma in the world?
Grandma of a vegan.

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Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”

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My brother's girlfriend is vegan
I haven't met herbivore.

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First rule of Vegan club:
You tell everyone about Vegan club.

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The сliтоris has over 8000 nerve endings
But it's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media

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A crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan walk into a bar
I only know because they told everyone.

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An atheist, a vegan, and a cross fit enthusiast walk into a bar.
And everyone knows because he won't shut up about it.

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A vegan, a girl with a boyfriend and a student walk into a bar..
Who tells you first?

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What are the similarities between vegan cheese and female celebrity?
They’re both full of plastic.

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I brought a bunch of flowers for my first date with a vegan.
“That’s really sweet,” she said.
“Well I didn’t know what you vegans ate.”

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This girl was handing out vegan pamphlets when she said she recognized me
I said I never met herbivore

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So I met a vegan.
I'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.

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A stranger just came up to me and told me she was vegan...
I swear I've met herbivore

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My roommate's cellphone broke
He wants me to let you guys know he's vegan

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