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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Габровец иска 100 долара кредит от швейцарска банка. Δάνειο 10.000 δρχ Το δάνειο Китаец, проживающий в Нью–Йорке, обратился в местный банк с просьбой предоставить ему кредит в размере 5 000 долларов, причем только на две недели. Блондинка влиза в банка на Уол Стрийт в Ню Йорк и се насочва към служителя по заемите. Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into... O turco Salim chega ao banco e fala para o gerente: — Eu quer fazê uma embréstimo! Surpreso, o gerente pergunta para Salim: — Você, Salim, querendo um empréstimo? De quanto? — Uma real. — Um real? Ah, isso eu mesmo te dou. — Não, não! Eu querer embrestado da banco mesmo! Uma real! — Bem, são 12%... En blondin kommer in på ett bankkontor i Stockholms City och ber att få ett lån. Hon säger att hon ska till Europa i affärer i två veckor och behöver låna 5 000 kronor. Banktjänstemannen säger att han behöver någon slags säkerhet för lånet. Blondinen... Przychodzi blondynka do banku i prosi o kredyt na miesiąc. Urzędnik pyta się ile chce i jakie ma zabezpieczenie. Blondynka chce 35 tys. złotych na wyjazd na wakacje. W ramach zabezpieczenia zostawi swoje Lamborgini. Urzędnik węsząc dobry interes daje... En blondin går in på en bank i centrala Stockholm och begär att få tala med en banktjänsteman om ett lån. Hon förklarar att hon skall resa utomlands i ett par veckor och behöver ta ett lån på 10 000 kr. Tjänstemannen säger till henne att hon måste... En plein centre de Manhattan, une Rolls se gare devant une banque. En descend un superbe blonde qui rentre dans l'établissement et demande un prêt de 2000 euros. Le chargé d'affaire lui demande... Een blondje parkeert haar splinternieuwe Rolls-Royce op de stoep vlak voor het raam van de ING bank in het hartje van Brussel Zuid. Ze stapt naar binnen en wens de directeur te spreken. Ze vraagt... O sujeito, um conhecido empresário, vai ao banco e fala com o gerente: — Seu gerente, eu preciso urgente de um empréstimo de trinta Reais! — Trinta Reais? — o gerente se surpreende — Ok, o crédito... Een blondje loopt een bank in Amsterdam Centrum binnen en vraagt om een lening. Ze zegt dat ze voor 2 weken op zakenreis naar de Verenigde Staten moet en dat ze 10.000 gulden nodig heeft. De... A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?" The woman... Ένας Εβραίος πηγαίνει σε μια τράπεζα στο Μανχάταν και ζητά να δει τον υπεύθυνο για τα δάνεια. Εξηγεί ότι θα πάει στην Ευρώπη για δουλειές και χρειάζεται 2.000 δολάρια. Ο υπεύθυνος λέει: -... A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will... Elle dit qu'elle va en Europe pour affaires pendant deux semaines et qu'elle doit emprunter 5 000 dollars. Le responsable de la banque dit que la banque aura besoin d'une sorte de garantie pour le... New York-ban egy elegáns nő bemegy egy bankba, és közli, hogy külföldi utazáshoz szeretne 3000 dollár gyors hitelt felvenni. A bankban beleegyeznek, azzal a feltétellel, hogy felajánl valamit... Før en amerikaner skulle på forretningsrejse til London, kørte han sin Rolls Royce hen til en bank midt i New York og bad om et lån på 5.000$. Han tilbød sin bil som kaution. Bankmanden gav ham... Влегува плавуша во банка во Њујорк и бара од службеникот позајмица. Сака да оди две недели во Европа и и требаат 5000 долари. Службеникот и побарал гаранција, а таа ги понудила клучевите од... Avant de partir en voyage pour affaires, un business de confession juive se rend en Rolls-Royce jusqu’à une banque new yorkaise et demande un prêt court terme immédiat de 5000 $. Le guichetier lui... En fornemt udseende herre gik ind i en bank i Geneve og oplyste, at han ønskede et lån på 1.000 schweizerfrancs. - Hvilken sikkerhed kan De stille, spurgte bankmanden. - Min Rolls Royce er parkeret... Přišla v New Yorku blondýnka do banky, nechala se uvést k úředníkovi přes půjčky a prozradila mu, že jede obchodně do Evropy a potřebuje si na dva týdny půjčit 5000 dolarů. Úředník jí oznámil, že... Niujorke į banką užeina blondinė ir sako: - Vykstu dviem savaitėm į Europą verslo reikalais ir noriu iš jūsų paimti 5000 dolerių paskolą. - Tvarkoj, bet mums reikia kokių nors garantijų, kad... New York'ta bir bankanın önünde duran son model Rolls Royce otomobilden inen adam, hızlı adımlarla bankaya girdi ve önüne çıkan ilk görevliye, bireysel kredi için başvuruda bulunmak istediğini...
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So, I'm at a store buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I told her that I was starting the Dog Food Diet again and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(At that point practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, the lady behind asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's вuтт and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
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Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day a gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and he immediately gets an еrестiоn.
The woman notices his еrестiоn, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says:
"Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob replies "No, what do you mean?"
She says:
"You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an еrестiоn, it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she then leads him to the side of the pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Bob continues exploring the facilities.
He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts.
Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm еrестiоn lumbers out of the steam towards him.
The Huge Man says:
"Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob replies "No, what do you mean?"
"You must be new here, it is a rule that when you fаrт, it implies you called for me."
The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.
Bob rushes back to the colony office.
He is greeted by the smiling nакеd receptionist:
"May I help you?"
Bob says:
"Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee."
"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Bob replies:
"Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on about once a month, but I fаrт 15 times a day. No thanks!"
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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''
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A young Bolivian wants to have a proper fсuк for the first time in his life. The problem is, his реnis is so huge that when women see it they run a mile and even the local whоrеs are terrified. In desperation, he asks a friend for advice.
“Well,” says his friend, “maybe it’s just a legend, but I’ve heard there’s a Gaucho Whоrе in Argentina who can handle any size of diск …”
So the Bolivian heads for Argentina and finds the legendary Gaucho Whоrе in a slеаzy suburb of Buenos Aires. She takes a look at his enormous diск and says, dryly, “No problem. I can handle that.”
The Bolivian starts shаgging away, taking her from every imaginable position and angle, ecstatically happy that he’s finally getting a decent fсuк.
Suddenly the Gaucho Whоrе says, “What? Is that it? I can’t feel anything. Go on, stick it in and get started for god’s sake!”
The young Bolivian needs to work hard now, starts sweating, unwilling to accept what the whоrе is saying. After a while, he decides to stick his foot in.
“Are you taking the рiss, sonny?” says the Gaucho Whоrе. “Either you want to fсuк or you can fсuк off right now!”
The Bolivian gets a bit annoyed at this and pulls his foot out again, but notices his shoe is missing, so he sticks his hand in to look for it.
He searches and searches, getting more and more desperate. Finally he sticks his arm in, then even his head, but he can’t see much in the dark … except suddenly he can make out a man in cowboy boots sitting at a table pouring whisky into a glass and smoking a cigar.
“What the fсuк are you doing here?” says the Bolivian. ” I seem to have lost my shoe. Have you seen it by any chance?”
“Your shoe? Sorry, no,” says the cowboy. “Actually, I’m looking for something myself. Seen a horse by any chance?”
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Recently a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the guests were many well-known motivational speakers.

One of these speakers boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn’t my wife!” The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, “And that woman was my mother!” The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which went over well.

About a week later one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It seemed a bit foggy to him this morning.

Getting to the microphone he said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!” His congregation sat shocked. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out, “…and I can’t remember who she was!”
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirтy Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”
The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grоре me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”
The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”
The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French тwат again.”
Влак, в купето пътуват девойка с младата си майка и войник със старшина. Кој го плесна гркот? Mit dem Zug durch den Tunnel gefährliche Zugfahrt Το τρένο Ο Γάλλος και ο Γερμανός Στο ίδιο βαγόνι Το φιλί Ein Deutscher, ein Österreicher, ein hübsches Mädchen und eine Nonne sitzen in einem Zugabteil. Седят си във влаково купе грък, македонец, млада жена с големи цици и австралийска баба. Пътуват в едно купе, майка с щерка и старшина с войник. Влакът влиза в тунел и се чува силно пляяяс. Излиза влака от тунела, а старшината се държи за бузата и си мисли: В купе на влак пътуват майка с дъщеря си и двама военни - единия старшина, другия редник. In einem Zugabteil sitzen ein Unternehmer und sein Arbeiter mit einer alten und einer hübschen, jungen Frau zusammen, als der Zug in einen Tunnel fährt. A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. Van un madrileño,un valenciano, una guapa y una fea en un vagón de tren....de repente el tren pasa x un tunel a oscuras y se oye PUM!!!!!.... Поезд. Едут генерал, курсант и мать с дочерью. Заезжают в тоннель и слышен звук пощечины. Мысли матери: Under andra världskriget. En tysk officer, en söt ung kvinna, en gammal gumma och en rumän sitter alla i samma kupe i ett rumänskt tåg Allt blir mörkt när tåget kommer in i en tunnel. Man hör först en kyss, sedan en kraftig smäll. Ingen säger något, men när det blir ljust i kupén igen ser man... Sitzen ein Deutscher, ein Österreicher, eine Nonne und eine junge Frau in einem Zugabteil. Der Zug fährt schließlich durch einen Tunnel und es wird stockdunkel. Plötzlich hört man ein Klatschen und einen Schmerzenslaut. Es wird wieder hell. Alle... Viajaban en un Tren, una hermoza mujer, una vieja Fea, un Chileno y un Peruano. El tren paso por un tunel y derrepente en medio de la oscuridad se escucho un tremendo cachetadon, al finalizar el... There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,... Een Belg, een Marokkaan, een non en een bloedmooie meid met een kort rokje en een paar ferme tieten zitten in een treincoupe. Op een gegeven moment rijdt de trein een tunnel in, het licht werkt... En un vagón de tren viajan una gorda, una rubia guapísima, un alemán y un andaluz. De pronto el tren se mete en un túnel y se queda el vagón a oscuras. Entonces se oye un guantazo enorme: ¡ZASCA!... In einem Eisenbahn-Abteil sitzen eine umwerfende Blondine, eine Nonne, ein Holländer und ein Deutscher. Der Zug fährt in einen Tunnel und man hört den Knall einer Ohrfeige. Mit roter Wange sieht... En una cabina de tren viajaban un mexicano, un yanqui, una rubia espectacular y una gorda espantosa... Después de unos minutos de viaje, el tren pasa por un tunel, y se oye el sonido de una... Valgkamp På en togtur fra København til Jylland, sad Mogens Lykktoft, Anders Fogh Rasmussen, en smuk blondine og en grim, fed kvinde i samme kupe. Da de kørte gennem Storebæltstunnelen, hørtes... W pociągu w jednym przedziale jadą matka z 18-letnią córką, generał i szeregowiec. Pociąg wjechał do tunelu, nagle słychać plaśnięcie jakby uderzenie w policzek. Co myśli każdy z pasażerów gdy... *Dünya Savaşı arefesinde; bir Nazi subayı, bir yaşlı kadın, bir delikanlı ve bir de genç kız bir tren kompartımanında yolculuk etmektedirler. Tren bir yerde tünele girer. Karanlıkta, bir öpücük... In uno scompartimento ferroviario ci sono una bella ragazza, una rispettabile vecchia signora, un sergente ed un soldato semplice. Il treno entra in una galleria buia e, per il solito... Un beau jour, dans un train, Chirac, Sarkozy et une belle norvégienne voyagent dans le même compartiment. Ils roulent ainsi, sans se parler, sans que rien ne se passe pendant des heures. Soudain,... Bir albay, bir er, bir yaşlı kadın ve bir de genç kız trende aynı kompartımanda yolculuk etmektedir. Tren bir tünele girip kompartıman Karardığı zaman, mucuk bir öpücük sesi ve ardından... Im D-Zug nach Zürich sitzen ein Schweizer Jüngling , ein großer Amerikaner , ein biederer alter Österreicher und eine Mutter mit ihrer 18jährigen Tochter zusammen in einem Abteil. Schließlich... Un jour dans un train, en Savoie, un Parisien (avec son écharpe du PSG), un Marseillais (avec son écharpe de l'OM) et une jolie Norvégienne sont dans le même compartiment. Ils roulent comme ça,... Estavam em um trem (na europa) 1 linda jovem francesa, 1 velha alemã, 1 brasileiro e 1 argentino. Os quatro viajavam no mesmo vagão quietos quando, ao passar por um túnel, tudo ficou as escuras. De... Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound... Estavam em um trem, uma velha, uma moça muito boa, um argentino e um brasileiro. O trem entrou num túnel muito escuro. Escutou-se um beijo e em seguida ossom de um tapa. A velha pensou: —... Een Nederlander, een non, een Duitser en een dom blondje zitten in de trein. Als ze in een donkere tunnel rijden, klinkt er een klap. Als ze uit de tunnel komen blijkt dat de Duitser van iemand een... Bir tren yolculuğunda komutan ile asker ve karşılarında da güzel bir kız ve yaşlı bir teyze oturuyormuş.. Yolculuk devam ederken tren bir tünele girmiş ve karanlık olmuş, bu sırada bir öpücük ve... Esto eran cuatro pasajeros en el tren: 2 chicas, una con sobrepeso y otra rubia que estaba muy buena, y luego un madrileño y un catalán. Pasa el túnel y por unos segundos quedan a oscuras. De... Un español, un francés, una rubia que está muy buena y una gorda van en un tren. De repente entran en un túnel, se hace la oscuridad y entonces: ¡Plas! Se escucha el sonido de una gran bofetada.... Esto es 4 personas que van en un vagón de un tren, eran: Una gorda, una rubia buenísima, un madrileño y un catalán. Al rato el tren pasa por debajo de un túnel, y se escucha... Plasss... Sale el... Viajavam no vagão de um trem quatro pessoas: uma mulher gostosona, uma velhinha, um cara brasileiro e um argentino. A viagem transcorria normalmente, com os dois homens trocando olhares com a... Yer cekoslovakya. Ikinci dunya savasi donemi. Cekoslovakya alman isgali antinda. Bir tren kompartimani. iceride 4 kisi. Cekoslovak genc ve guzel bir kiz, kizin anneannesi, alman bir subay ve... W pociągu, w jednym przedziale siedzą żołnierz-szeregowy, generał, matka i jej 18-letnia córka. W pewnej chwili pociąg wjechał do tunelu, zrobiło się zupełnie ciemno. Słychać głośne plaśnięcie,... Numa cabine de trem, que ia para Buenos Aires, estavam um brasileiro, um argentino, uma bela francesa e uma velha senhora alemã. Todos estavam bem comportados, quando o trem passou pelo túnel e... Dans le compartiment d’un train se trouve une très belle jeune fille et sa mère ainsi qu’un jeune homme accompagné de son père. Soudain le train passe sous un tunnel et dans un noir absolu retentit... Dans un train, un Anglais , un Français et une jolie Suédoise. Le train entre soudain dans un long tunnel, laissant les voyageurs dans une obscurité totale . Dans le noir complet, on entendit alors... Viajavam num trem um argentino, um brasileiro, uma bela jovem francesa e uma velha alemã, em uma mesma saleta. Quando o trem passa por um túnel, ouve-se o barulho de um beijo estalado e, logo a... U vlaku, u kupeu, sjede zgodna plavuša, časna sestra, Hrvat i Slovenac. Uđe vlak u tunel, nastane totalni mrak i u mraku se čuje masna šamarčina. Izađe vlak iz tunela, a Slovenac se drži za obraz i... Lors d'un voyage d'affaire Chirac et Sarkozy se retrouve dans le même compartiment du train en compagnie d'une superbe blonde et d'une nonne. Le train s'engage dans un tunnel, et le compartiment... A Pakistani guy, anant, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a... Um Brasileiro,um Argentino, uma francesinha gatissíma e uma velha alemã viajam em um trem da Europa. Só que em um momento da viagem o trem entra em um túnel, então no escuro, se ouve um beijo e o... No trem estavam um brasileiro, um argentino, uma velha, uma mulher muito gostosa e um argentino. O trem entra num túnel e se ouve um barulho de beijo e logo depois de tapa. A velha pensa: "Um dos... Em um vagão estavam uma loira muito gostosa, uma velhinha, um brasileiro e um argentino. O trem entrou em um tunel ficou tudo escuro e foi ouvido um som de um beijo e logo em seguida um tapa. A... Em um trem viajavam no mesmo vagão um brasileiro, um argentino, uma velhinha de 80 anos e uma gatinha de 22 aninhos simplesmente deliciosa. De repente o trem entra em um túnel e tudo escurece no... Havia um Português, um Americano e uma uma bela alemã sentados junto num vagão de um trem velho que atravessava Tasmania. De repente o trem entrou em um túnel, e como era um trem velho, não havia... Viajavam no mesmo compartimento de um comboio, um português,um argentino, uma loira espectacular e uma gorda enorme. Depois de uns minutos de viagem, o comboio passa por um túnel e ouve-se uma... C'è un romanista e un laziale nel treno. Il treno si ferma e sale una modella... Il treno entra in una galleria e non si vede niente e si sente il rumore di un bacio seguito da uno schiaffo. Usciti... Patru persoane calatoreau in acelasi compartiment de tren: un roman, un ungur, o blonda superba si o femeie batrana. La un moment dat trenul intra intr-un tunel. In intuneric se aude sunetul... 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