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Today was the last day I could make a salad with this lettuce. Then a lightbulb fell off my shelf and shattered perfectly into the bowl. I literally just got permission from God to order pizza

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Pizza jokes Religion jokes Food Jokes

Judgmental dishwasher - Slut

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Jokes

Are you twins in real life? No. It's quite a weird story. We met at the audition.

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Harry Potter Jokes

Ugly but af foro - able

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Car and driving jokes

Zwei Fragen: Wie und Warum?

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Jokes

Relaxing after winning an argument with wife

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Wife jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

Irish girl sunbathing. No, not her. The other one

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Irish jokes

How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? I would guess about half an hour

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Wine jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Finally found him

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Movie jokes Cat jokes

I am awake... please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Jokes

Neighborhood in Nordic. Countries Neighborhood in Balkans

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Slavic jokes

6 Movies 0 missed shots

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Star Wars Jokes Movie jokes

When you hire the hooker for an hour but you still have 58 minutes left

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Dirty jokes Prostitute Jokes

Why Mormons aren't on the Bachelor. I choose all of you.

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Jokes

At least Tarzan will always be white... Because Disney doesn't have the balls to put a black man on screen acting like a monkey.

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Disney jokes Animal Jokes Monkey jokes Movie jokes

Chicken lifestyle, input, output, caput

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Animal Jokes

When she make you nut before you leave the house so u don't have the energy to cheat

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Cheating Jokes Movie jokes

Normally, I'd have questions.. But after the last 3 years, I think I'll just keep driving.

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Car and driving jokes

Selfie of the year

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Cheating Jokes

Patience, Ted. Patience.

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Animal Jokes Car and driving jokes