Home
Joke Categories
Popular
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Funny pictures
Most popular
Newest jokes
Aviation jokes, Flying jokes, Pilot jokes, Airplane jokes
Christmas Jokes
Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus
Dad Jokes
Genie jokes
Gynaecology Jokes, Gynaecologist Jokes
Jewish Jokes
Jokes about US Elections 2020 Trump vs Biden
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Knock-knock jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Masturbation jokes
Nurse jokes
Old People Jokes
Psychology, Psychotherapy, and psychiatry jokes, Shrinks Jokes
Rude Jokes
Scots jokes, Scotsman Jokes, Scottish jokes, Scotland Jokes
Sex Jokes
Vulgar jokes
Weed Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Chuck Norris
Dark Humor
Dirty jokes
Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke
Donald Trump Jokes
Drunk Jokes, Drinking Jokes, Alcohol Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes, Beer Jokes
Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes
Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes
Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes
Putin jokes, Vladimir Putin Jokes
Valentine's Day Jokes, Valentines day
Вицове и анекдоти за Вампири
English
Vampir Witze, Vampirwitze, Vam...
Chistes de vampiros
Анекдоты про Вампиров
Blagues sur les Vampires, Bla...
Barzellette sui Vampiri, Dracu...
ελληνικά
Македонски
Vampir Fıkraları
Українські
Portugal
Dowcipy o wampirach
Vampyr Skämt
Moppen over Vampieren, Moppen ...
Danish
Norwegian
Vampyyrivitsit
Vámpír viccek
Bancuri Vampiri
Czech
Anekdotai apie vampyrus
Latvian
Croatian
My Jokes
Edit Profile
Logout
Newest jokes
Vampire Jokes, Dracula Jokes
Vampire Jokes, Dracula Jokes
Add a joke
Newest jokes
Most popular
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels.
71
1
4
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, sсuм sucker. The other is a fish.
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: Once launched, they can't be recalled.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
48
0
4
If one drop of sемеn contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suск соск?
Oh wait... Twilight
42
0
4
Вампирки
Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;;
Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent :
Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао
Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon
Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!!
Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat."
Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned.
Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese!
Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora
Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano
What do lesbian vampires say after sex? “See you next month.”
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
What did the lеsвiаn vampire say to the other lеsвiаn vampire?
See ya next month.
32
0
4
Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire?
A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
31
0
4
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a used тамроn.
29
0
4
Βρυκόλακες
Το τσάι
Трима вампири сядат в кафене.
Trois vampires se retrouvent à un bar. Le premier commande un verre de sang chaud. Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude. Les deux autres le regardent tout étonnés.
Dracula entre dans un bar de vampires et demande au serveur :
C'est trois vampires qui sont dans un bar. Le premier vampire commande un verre de sang chaud.Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude! Les deux autres le regardent et lui pose la question : - Pourquoi un verre d'eau chaude ? Le troisième répond -...
Един ден двама вампири влезли в бар. Първият казал: - Чаша топла кръв
Een Nederlandse
Eine Vampirdame setzt sich an eine Bar und sagt zu dem Barkeeper: "Ich hätte gerne eine Tasse mit heißem Wasser." Der Barkeeper fragt erstaunt: "Wieso wollen sie denn Wasser? Sie sollten lieber...
Drei Vampire treffen sich in einer Bar. Einer kommt aus Deutschland
Ein Vampir geht in eine Bar und bestellt sich ein heißes Glas Wasser.Da fragt der Wirt neugierig: "Hmm
Sitzt ein Eglischer Vampir in einem Kaffe und bestellt eine Tasse heißes Wasser holt einen benutzten Tampong aus der Tasche und sagt genüslich i’ts Tea Time
Zwei Vampire gehen in ein Restaurant. Der Eine bestellt sich eine Schale Blut
A vampire goes into to the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says
Van tres vampiros a un bar a tomarse algo en pleno mes de agosto
There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for
Trzy wampiry wchodzą do baru. Pierwszy z nich siada
3 vampires se retrouvent dans un bar lugubre
Kolme vampyyriä meni baariin. Ensimmäinen tilasi pienen lasillisen verta
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?” The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water...
3 vampieren stappen een caf� binnen. De eerste vampier bestelt een glaasje A negatief en hij drinkt het op. De tweede bestelt een glaasje O negatief opgewarmd. De derde bestelt een glaasje kokend...
A vampire walks into a bar
Alcuni vampiri stanno bevendo un drink al loro bar. Entra Dracula e chiede al barista: “Una tazza di acqua bollente”. Il barista e gli altri vampiri lo guardano male. Allora lui tira fuori un...
The bartender looks a little worried, but asks him what would he like.
"A cup of boiled water please"
"Water? I thought you guys drank blood"
"Today I was in the mood for tea", says the vampire while taking out a тамроn.
21
0
4
Каква е разликата между вампир и адвокат?
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Vampiren und Rechtsanwälten? Vampire saugen nur bei Nacht Blut.
Hvad er forskellen på en advokat og en vampyr? Vampyren suger kun blod om natten.
Mitä eroa on asianajajalla ja vampyyrilla? - Vampyyrit imevät verta ainoastaan öisin
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only suскs blood at night.
5
0
4
What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?
A creature that suскs blood from your knees.
1
0
4
Das ende
Края
1
1
4
What kind of marketing does Dracula do?
A-COUNT-based marketing.
1
0
4
1
0
4
Chiste del vampiro con sangre en la cara
El chiste de los vampiros
Drei Vampire haben Hunger
Tre vampyrer bodde utanför en liten by. En natt kom den ena hem med med blod runt munnen. De andra frågade vad han hade gjort. - Ser ni huset där borta? Där var jag och sög blod. Nästa natt kom den andra vampyren hem med blodet rinnande nedför hakan....
Drei Vampire auf der Mauer. Der erste fliegt los und kommt mit blutverschmiertem Gesicht zurück. „Mmh
Bir İngiliz vampir
Det var en gång tre vampyrer som skulle tävla om vem som kunde hitta mest blod att dricka. Vampyr nr 1 flög i väg och kom tillbaka med blodiga tänder: - Vart fick du det blodet ifrån? - Ser ni...
Drakula hade skickat ut tre vampyrer för att se vem av dom som kunde samla ihop mest blod. Den första som kom tillbaka hade med sig två droppar blod. Han sa: - Ser ni bondgården där borta
Había 2 vampiros. Uno estaba bañado en sangre y el otro le pregunta: - ¿De dónde sacaste tanta sangre? - ¿Ves aquella pared de allí? - Sí. - ¡Pues yo no la vi!Vales Amazon en Rebajas.Guru
Un vampiro llega a su casa con la boca llena de sangre
Det var en gang tre vampyrer som skulle få tak i mest blod. Den første kom tilbake med blod på tennene og sa: – Ser dere det huset der
Tre vampyrer vaknade och var jättetörstiga på blod. Den ena flög blixtsnabbt iväg och kom tillbaka efter 10 minuter med hela ansiktet fullt med blod. – Var har du varit? – Ser ni den där bondgården...
Un vampiro llega con toda la boca rebosante de sangre a donde estaba otro
Erau odata trei vampiri carora le era foame. Se duce primu' si se intoarce cu gura plina de sange..... Ceilalti il intreaba: - Ba
O pai vampiro estava ensinando seus filhos vampiros a chupar sangue: O primeiro vem a ele com a boca cheia de sangue e diz: — Pai você esta vendo aquela vaca ali? Chupei todo o sangue dela! O...
Den äldsta av de tre vampyrbröderna kom hem en natt med ett leende kantat av blod. - Åh! utbrast hans bröder
Två vampyrer var ute och letade efter mat
Hay dos vampiros y unos le dice al otro: -¿ De dónde has sacado esa sangre? -¿ Ves esa pared? - Sí. - Pues yo no la ví
Sitzen drei Vampire kurz nach Mitternacht auf der Mauer. Sagt der erste: „Oh man
Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."
The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
0
0
4
Q: What's one thing you don't tell a vampire?
A: Bite me.
0
0
4
What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu?
Bullshit!
0
0
4
Вампирки
Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;;
Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent :
Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао
Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon
Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat."
Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned.
Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese!
Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora
Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
What do lеsвiаn vampires say after sеx?
“See you next month.”
0
0
4
Вампирки
Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;;
Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent :
Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао
Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon
Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat."
Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned.
Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese!
Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora
Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano
What do lesbian vampires say after sex? “See you next month.”
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
What did the lеsвiаn vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lеsвiаn vampire was done licking the рussy of the heterosexual woman?
When is your next blood period?
0
0
4
Вампирки
Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;;
Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent :
Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао
Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon
Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat."
Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned.
Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese!
Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora
Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano
What do lesbian vampires say after sex? “See you next month.”
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
What did the lеsвiаn vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her рussy after she was done having her blood period?
I will be back next month
0
0
4
Next