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Everytime I’m come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time dummy.
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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?
Because of his coff’in.
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Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can’t drink
Bloodly Marys because they are
Vampires
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What is the favourite drink of a vampire?
bloody marry
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What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
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What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
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A Vampire Stalks you into a field of corn, The stakes have never been higher…
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I aced my poker test…
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror…
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n…
do you get my puns… no, because you can’t seem to get a grasp on how bad they are…
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What is a vampire’s favourite animal?
A giraffe.
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
Neck-tarines.
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The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife’s coughin’ (coffin…coughin’…get it?)
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why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK
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I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
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How do you know a vampire’s sick?
If he’s coffin (coughing?)
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Трима вампири сядат в кафене.
Един ден двама вампири влезли в бар. Първият казал: - Чаша топла кръв
A vampire goes into to the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says
The bartender looks a little worried
There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for
A vampire walks into a bar
Van tres vampiros a un bar a tomarse algo en pleno mes de agosto
Eine Vampirdame setzt sich an eine Bar und sagt zu dem Barkeeper: "Ich hätte gerne eine Tasse mit heißem Wasser." Der Barkeeper fragt erstaunt: "Wieso wollen sie denn Wasser? Sie sollten lieber...
Drei Vampire treffen sich in einer Bar. Einer kommt aus Deutschland
Ein Vampir geht in eine Bar und bestellt sich ein heißes Glas Wasser.Da fragt der Wirt neugierig: "Hmm
Sitzt ein Eglischer Vampir in einem Kaffe und bestellt eine Tasse heißes Wasser holt einen benutzten Tampong aus der Tasche und sagt genüslich i’ts Tea Time
Zwei Vampire gehen in ein Restaurant. Der Eine bestellt sich eine Schale Blut
Trois vampires se retrouvent à un bar. Le premier commande un verre de sang chaud. Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude. Les deux autres le regardent tout étonnés.
Dracula entre dans un bar de vampires et demande au serveur :
C'est trois vampires qui sont dans un bar. Le premier vampire commande un verre de sang chaud.Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude! Les deux autres le regardent et lui pose la question : - Pourquoi un verre d'eau chaude ? Le troisième répond -...
3 vampires se retrouvent dans un bar lugubre
Βρυκόλακες
Το τσάι
Alcuni vampiri stanno bevendo un drink al loro bar. Entra Dracula e chiede al barista: “Una tazza di acqua bollente”. Il barista e gli altri vampiri lo guardano male. Allora lui tira fuori un...
Trzy wampiry wchodzą do baru. Pierwszy z nich siada
Een Nederlandse
3 vampieren stappen een caf� binnen. De eerste vampier bestelt een glaasje A negatief en hij drinkt het op. De tweede bestelt een glaasje O negatief opgewarmd. De derde bestelt een glaasje kokend...
Kolme vampyyriä meni baariin. Ensimmäinen tilasi pienen lasillisen verta
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”
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What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A nectarine
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Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао
Вампирки
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex? “See you next month.”
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat."
Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon
Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!!
Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent :
Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;;
Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese!
Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora
Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano
Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
I will be back next month
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Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао
Вампирки
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex? “See you next month.”
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat."
Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon
Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!!
Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent :
Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;;
Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese!
Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora
Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano
Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
When is your next blood period?
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Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао
Вампирки
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat."
Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon
Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!!
Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent :
Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;;
Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese!
Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora
Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano
Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
“See you next month.”
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: Once launched, they can't be recalled.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
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