‎Vampire Jokes, Dracula Jokes

Everytime I’m come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time dummy.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?
Because of his coff’in.

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Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can’t drink
Bloodly Marys because they are
Vampires

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What is the favourite drink of a vampire?
bloody marry

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What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3

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What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!

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A Vampire Stalks you into a field of corn, The stakes have never been higher…

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I aced my poker test…
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror…
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n…
do you get my puns… no, because you can’t seem to get a grasp on how bad they are…

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What is a vampire’s favourite animal?
A giraffe.
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
Neck-tarines.

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