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Вампирки Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;; Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent : Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!! What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month. Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat." Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned. Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese! Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period? What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
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Вампирки Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;; Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent : Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!! What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month. Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat." Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned. Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese! Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano What do lesbian vampires say after sex? “See you next month.” What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
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Вампирки Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;; Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent : Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!! What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month. Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat." Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned. Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese! Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano What do lesbian vampires say after sex? “See you next month.” What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
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Βρυκόλακες Το τσάι Трима вампири сядат в кафене. Trois vampires se retrouvent à un bar. Le premier commande un verre de sang chaud. Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude. Les deux autres le regardent tout étonnés. Dracula entre dans un bar de vampires et demande au serveur : C'est trois vampires qui sont dans un bar. Le premier vampire commande un verre de sang chaud.Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude! Les deux autres le regardent et lui pose la question : - Pourquoi un verre d'eau chaude ? Le troisième répond -... Един ден двама вампири влезли в бар. Първият казал: - Чаша топла кръв Een Nederlandse Eine Vampirdame setzt sich an eine Bar und sagt zu dem Barkeeper: "Ich hätte gerne eine Tasse mit heißem Wasser." Der Barkeeper fragt erstaunt: "Wieso wollen sie denn Wasser? Sie sollten lieber... Drei Vampire treffen sich in einer Bar. Einer kommt aus Deutschland Ein Vampir geht in eine Bar und bestellt sich ein heißes Glas Wasser.Da fragt der Wirt neugierig: "Hmm Sitzt ein Eglischer Vampir in einem Kaffe und bestellt eine Tasse heißes Wasser holt einen benutzten Tampong aus der Tasche und sagt genüslich i’ts Tea Time Zwei Vampire gehen in ein Restaurant. Der Eine bestellt sich eine Schale Blut A vampire goes into to the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says Van tres vampiros a un bar a tomarse algo en pleno mes de agosto The bartender looks a little worried There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for Trzy wampiry wchodzą do baru. Pierwszy z nich siada 3 vampires se retrouvent dans un bar lugubre Kolme vampyyriä meni baariin. Ensimmäinen tilasi pienen lasillisen verta 3 vampieren stappen een caf� binnen. De eerste vampier bestelt een glaasje A negatief en hij drinkt het op. De tweede bestelt een glaasje O negatief opgewarmd. De derde bestelt een glaasje kokend... A vampire walks into a bar Alcuni vampiri stanno bevendo un drink al loro bar. Entra Dracula e chiede al barista: “Una tazza di acqua bollente”. Il barista e gli altri vampiri lo guardano male. Allora lui tira fuori un...
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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
What do you get when you cross a whоrе with a systems engineer?
A fcukin know-it-all!
What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson?
“You Beat It, and I’ll cumma cumma сuм.”
What does a homeless woman use for a viвrатоr?
Two flies in a bottle.
What’s the job application to Ноотеrs?
They just give you a вrа and say: Here, fill this out.
Whats the hardest part of rollerblading?
Telling your parents that you are gаy.
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the sh1t out of their dogs!
How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
She could taste the blood on her son’s diск!
What do you get when you mix puppies and rabbits?
Puppets.
Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
He could read lips!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why do African Americans only have nightmares?
Because a redneck shot the only one with a dream!
What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
A Fire Сrаскеr!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the аss and tell her to get back to work.
Whats the difference between light and hard?
You can go to sleep with a light on!
Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants?
Because his рескеr is on his head!
Why do they call it the wonder вrа?
When you take it off you wonder where her t*ts went.
What’s sicker than having sеx with a pregnant woman?
Having sеx with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.
What do you call a teenage girl who doesn’t маsтurвате?
A liar.
Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
What did the lеsвiаn vampire say to the other lеsвiаn vampire?
“I’ll see you next month.”
Why don’t they teach Driver’s Ed and sеx education on the same day in the Middle East?
They don’t want to wear out the camel.
What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky?
I told you to liск my еrестiоn, not wreck my election.
Why do Jewish men like to watch роrnо movies backward?
They like the part where the рrоsтiтuте gives the money back.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
Gang Ваng.
What did one тамроn say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up c*nts.
What do you call a rетаrd in a tree with a brief case?
Branch Manager.
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