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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?
Because of his coff’in.

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Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall St Journal? He heard it had great circulation...

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Everytime I’m come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time duммy.

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I killed a vampire on Halloween this year... or a kid.
Either way, the wooden stake worked.

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Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream
What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas

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Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.

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Dracula visits his doctor and says, “Doctor, I’m really worried. For a while now, there was no blood in my stool.”

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