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Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
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Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can’t drink
Bloodly Marys because they are
Vampires
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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?
Because of his coff’in.
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Everytime I’m come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time duммy.
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Βρυκόλακες Το τσάι Трима вампири сядат в кафене. Trois vampires se retrouvent à un bar. Le premier commande un verre de sang chaud. Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude. Les deux autres le regardent tout étonnés. Dracula entre dans un bar de vampires et demande au serveur : C'est trois vampires qui sont dans un bar. Le premier vampire commande un verre de sang chaud.Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude! Les deux autres le regardent et lui pose la question : - Pourquoi un verre d'eau chaude ? Le troisième répond -... Един ден двама вампири влезли в бар. Първият казал: - Чаша топла кръв Een Nederlandse Eine Vampirdame setzt sich an eine Bar und sagt zu dem Barkeeper: "Ich hätte gerne eine Tasse mit heißem Wasser." Der Barkeeper fragt erstaunt: "Wieso wollen sie denn Wasser? Sie sollten lieber... Drei Vampire treffen sich in einer Bar. Einer kommt aus Deutschland Ein Vampir geht in eine Bar und bestellt sich ein heißes Glas Wasser.Da fragt der Wirt neugierig: "Hmm Sitzt ein Eglischer Vampir in einem Kaffe und bestellt eine Tasse heißes Wasser holt einen benutzten Tampong aus der Tasche und sagt genüslich i’ts Tea Time Zwei Vampire gehen in ein Restaurant. Der Eine bestellt sich eine Schale Blut A vampire goes into to the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says Van tres vampiros a un bar a tomarse algo en pleno mes de agosto The bartender looks a little worried There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for Trzy wampiry wchodzą do baru. Pierwszy z nich siada 3 vampires se retrouvent dans un bar lugubre Kolme vampyyriä meni baariin. Ensimmäinen tilasi pienen lasillisen verta 3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?” The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water... 3 vampieren stappen een caf� binnen. De eerste vampier bestelt een glaasje A negatief en hij drinkt het op. De tweede bestelt een glaasje O negatief opgewarmd. De derde bestelt een glaasje kokend... Alcuni vampiri stanno bevendo un drink al loro bar. Entra Dracula e chiede al barista: “Una tazza di acqua bollente”. Il barista e gli altri vampiri lo guardano male. Allora lui tira fuori un...
A vampire walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, "A cup of boiling water, please." The bartender, confused and scared, walks up with the water and says,
"I thought vampires drank blood..." The vampire pulls out a used тамроn and says,
"Yes, it's tea time."
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I killed a vampire on Halloween this year... or a kid.
Either way, the wooden stake worked.
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Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream
What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas
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Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.
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Dracula visits his doctor and says, “Doctor, I’m really worried. For a while now, there was no blood in my stool.”
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