Zoo Jokes

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Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.

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I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shiт zoo).

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My grandfather has the heart of a lion…
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu

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One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I’m going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I’m taking them to the beach."

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me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!

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Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too

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I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shlt-zhu

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What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
–the cops had to comb the area

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Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.

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