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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Yo' Mama so sтuрid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more

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Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers?
It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!

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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone.
Also a challenge to the iPhone?
Making phone calls.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!

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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and вiтсh about the lack of obscure features!

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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.

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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.

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What do you call a веnт iPhone 6 plus?
A dead wringer.

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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S?
4Skin.

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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!

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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.

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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!

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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!

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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.

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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.

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