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Apple are calling the new iPhone “6 plus”, but its screen is really only 5.5″.
Way to steal a page out of my playbook, Apple.

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A man in China has attempted to rent out his girlfriend for $10 an hour in order to get the money to buy an iPhone 7.
What a тwат, surely he should have charged $20 an hour and gone for an Apple Watch to go with it.

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Next week they’re expected to announce a new iPhone with a virtual wallet.
Apple is believed to be partnering with American Express.
The wallet would replace having to carry credit cards around.
You can lose your nакеd pictures and all your money in one easy step.

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March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

September came by, so for my wife’s birthday I bought her an iRon. It was around then that the fight started. What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This unfortunately activated the iRate, which led me to the iHospital and iGet out Thursday.

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son: I got an ipad
daughter: I got an ipod
mom: I got an iphone
dad:.....Ipaid

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One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, “Samsung has had this feature for years”.

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Think there’s a problem with my iPhone. The battery dies quicker than a black guy in the back of a police van.

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Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child - I wanted a dog.

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Emailing professors be like:
*polite greeting
*multiple paragraphs
*perfect grammar
Professor's reply:
"Sure."
- Sent from my iPhone

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that when she had рhоnеsеx she had to go to hospital to get her iphone removed.

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Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d

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If anyone’s wondering how the future of humanity is going, my 3 year old son can unlock my fuскing iPhone but still can’t figure out what a spoon is for.

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Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a соndом on my kid's head.

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I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife ….. ….
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I thought that was a good trade

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I just read that iPhone users have more sеx than Blackberry users.
Should I worry that my girlfriend has an iPhone and I have a Blackberry?

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My new iPhone 7 can store up to 20,000 songs!
Or a single voice mail from the missus..
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Whilst buying a new iPhone today I was asked if I’d like a white or a black one.
I chose black. Apparently they run faster, have a lot more benefits and can jailbreak far more easily.

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My kid just called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 5S.

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