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Αντρες-Γουρούνια Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Männern und Schweinen? Schweine verwandeln sich nicht in Männer, wenn sie betrunken sind... Каква е разликата между прасето и мъжа? Прасето като се напие не се превръща в мъж Quelle est la différence entre les hommes et les cochons ? Les cochons ne se transforment pas en homme quand ils ont bu. Hvad er forskellen på mænd og svin? – Svin bliver ikke til mænd selvom de bliver fulde. Каква е разликата между мъжете и свинете? Свинете не се превръщат в мъже, дори и да се напият. – Hva er forskjellen på svin og menn? – Svin blir ikke menn når de blir fulle. Qual a diferença entre homens e porcos? Porcos não viram homens quando bebem ... Vad är det för skillnad mellan män och svin? - Svin blir inte män när de blir fulla. Во што е разликата помеѓу свиња и маж? Свињата не се претвора во маж кога ќе се напие.
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A Shark alarm at Sydney’s Bondi Beach sent everyone rushing from the water –except for three young boys who didn’'t hear the siren.
Onlookers were horrified to see a dorsel fin moving fast towards them. Suddenly, a tall bloke took a deep breath, dived into the surf, swam past the shark, and scooped up two of the boys, swiftly bringing them to the shore and safety.
He then took another deep breath and swam out again, snatching the third boy before rapidly approaching, before the monster could attack. Then got him back to the beach in one piece.
The heroic bloke then put a knife between his clenched teeth, swam out to the shark, and killed it in a furious battle.
As he staggered out from the surf, bleeding and battered, a journalist raced up to him and said, “That was the most heroic thing
I’'ve ever witnessed mate. This will appear on the front page of tomorrow’s newspaper: “Aussie hero saves three boys from killer shark!”
“Thanks.” Smiles the fella, “but I'’m not an Aussie. I'’m a British backpacker.”
“No worries,” said the journalist with a frown, “it'’ll still be front-page news.”
The next day, the newspaper’s headline screamed, “Pommy ваsтаrd kills boy'’s pet fish!”
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