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Арктика. Вървят една голяма бяла мечка и едно малко бяло меченце. wirklich ein Eisbär ΠΟΛΙΚΑ ΖΗΤΗΜΑΤΑ Πολικό αρκουδάκι На льдине сидит белая медведица, а вокруг нее бегает и прыгает медвежонок. Un cucciolo di orso va dalla mamma e le chiede: “Mamma, io che tipo di orso sono?” “Sei un orso polare!” L'orsacchiotto insiste: “Mamma, sei sicura che io non sia un orso bruno?” “Certo che sono sicura, sei un orso polare come me e tuo padre! Non soddisfatto, il cucciolo va dal padre e gli... Κάποτε στις παρυφές του Βορείου Πόλου (στις ποιες;), η πόρτα του ιγκλού ανοίγει και μπαίνει τρέχοντας το αρκουδάκι. Πηγαίνει στον πατέρα του που διάβαζε τα κατεξοχήν κατεψυγμένα νέα, και με διστακτικό ύφος τον ρωτάει.. - Μπαμπάαα;.. - Τι είναι παιδί μου; απαντάει αφηρημένος ο πατέρας αρκούδος -... Un petit ours-polaire inquiet demande à sa mère : - "Maman, suis-je un vrai ours polaire?" La maman de répondre : - "Mais bien sûr petit, tu es un vrai ours polaire. Je suis un vrai ours-polaire et ton papa est un vrai ours-polaire donc, toi qui est notre petit, tu es un vrai ours-polaire!" Le... Ein kleiner Eisbär geht zu seiner Mutter und fragt: „Mama, bist Du auch ein Eisbär?“ „Ja, sicher.“ „Wenn Du einer bist bin ich sicher auch einer. Und Papa? Ist das auch ein Eisbär?“ „Ja; ein großer... Eisbärenmama und Eisbärenbaby sitzen auf einer Eisscholle. Eisbärenbaby: "Bist du ein richtiger Eisbär?" Eisbärenmama: "Ja, mein Kind." Eisbärenbaby: "Und Papa, ist der auch ein richtiger Eisbär?"... En el Polo Norte estaba una osa polar sentada en el hielo y se le acerca el osito polar y le pregunta: - Mamá, mamá, ¿Yo soy 100% oso polar, verdad? Y su madre le contesta: - ¡Sí hijo, eres 100%... Este era un osito polar y va donde su mamá y le pregunta .. "mamá, mamá ¿ estas segura que soy un osito polar?" y la mamá le responde.."si hijito eres un osito polar"... Al rato despues vuelve el... Soğuk bir kutup gecesinde yavru kutup ayısı annesine yaklaşarak; - Anneeee, ben kutup ayısı mıyım? - Evet oğlum. - Peki anneee sen de kutup ayısı mısın? - Evet oğlum. - Peki anneee babam da kutup... Поларно мече ја прашува мајка си: - Мамо, ја сум поларно мече? - Да бе сине! - Ама баш она вистинско бело поларно мече? - Да бе сине! - А тато исто е поларна мечка? - Да бе сине... што се... “Mommy,” said the baby polar bear, “am I one hundred percent pure polar bear?” “Of course you are, son,” said his Daddy, “Why do you ask?” “’Cause I’m f-f-f-freezing!” Am I a polar bear? One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son Polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned To his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"... A kis jegesmedve kérdezi az anyukájától: - Anyu, én jegesmedve vagyok? - Igen, kisfiam, te jegesmedve vagy. - És te is és apu is jegesmedvék vagytok? - Igen, kisfiam. - És a nagymami és a nagypapi... Günün birinde kutuplarda dolaşan yavru kutup ayısı babasının yanına gelince sormuş: - Baba ben gerçekten kutup ayısı mıyım? - Elbette yavrum nereden çıkardın bunu? Yavru kutup ayısı "Allah...
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?"
The dad replies,
"Sure you are son.
Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear."
Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?"
She answers, "Of course you are honey.
Im all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear."
Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom... Grandpop... Am I all polar bear?"
His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie.
Were all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear.
Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies,
"Because I m feeling **** cold and freezing!"
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