Chuck Norris Jokes

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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Math Jokes

Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.

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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.

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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.

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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.

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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.

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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.

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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.

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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunк.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.

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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.

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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.

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