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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.

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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".

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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.

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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!

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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.

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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.

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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.

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The AC/DC song "Highway to Неll" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.

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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.

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