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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suск it Microsoft.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
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Chuck Norris's кill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Una vez un programador se ahogó en el mar. Muchos marineros estuvieron en ese momento en la playa, pero el programador estuvo gritando: “F1, F1”y nadie le entendió. Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it. What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? -F1, F1, F1... - Mit mond az informatikus, amikor beleesik a vízbe? - ??? - F1! F1! F1!
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
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Double your drive space.
Delete Windows!
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How do insects communicate?
By bee mail.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101
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A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
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The monitor is up on blocks.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
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