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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called?
8.5 minutes burned processor.
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How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
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Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet?
He kept logging on and off.
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You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
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What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
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This website may not be idiот proof, but at least it’s diмwiт resistant.
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Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home?
Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Стига вече с този Перник. Чък Норис като е толкова як, да дойде и да ми удари главата в клавиатуратаажгэ 44и9оапъврппъуэ эпцуэцд2эпт94итсд цот903т09пцоп Chuck Norris? На клавиатурата на Чък Норис няма бутон "Ctrl". Айде стига толкова с тоя Чък Норис! Той е само актьор, не е някой велик бог примерно. What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha. Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Hagyjuk már Chuck Norrist. Csak egy hülye színész. Ha tényleg igaz lenne róla az amit írnak, akkor egyszerűen idejönne és beleverné a fejem a billentnkasdflvns kln nl snlv sldsfwa pdr bsw . . . Wenn Chuck Norris wirklich existieren würde, dann würde er jetzt hinter mir stehen und meinen Kopf auf die Tastatur hauhshsbfuözDluRhlDEOtodZDLZdulgähyk Víte, já si stejnak myslím že všechny ty povídky o Chuckovi Norrisovi nejsou skutečné. Protože kdyby byl tak drsnej, tak by přišel a začal by mi mlátit hlavou do... They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be... Што е ова со Чак Норис, сите го сметаат за бог а тој е само еден обичен актер. Да беше бог во овој миг ке ми ја треснеше главата од тастатура хсдфгбхџ. Всдчќфпеоњ9ту943ѕ5р78921пујфклс н фд Všechny tyhle vtipy jsou hloupé. Kdyby to byla pravda, tak sem teď přijde a začne mi hlavou mlátit o klávesniiisjdfnvinaifvbisanfvacnoaeincpqdcbvia iqev iqen Nu mai radeti de Chuck Norris, e doar un simplu om! Daca bancurile cu Chuck Norris erau adevarate, acum era in spatele meu si ma dadea cu capul de tastaturrrraaauuuchhaauuu
There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck norris is always in control
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Boy texted his dad saying
Boy:I got expelled
Dad: WHAT WHY
Boy: cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my воnе but words will never hurt me
Dad: and
Boy: so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose
Dad : lol that's my boy
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Two packets walk into a bar.
One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?
A: Hairy Reasoner.
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