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Dark Humor Jokes

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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."

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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

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How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.

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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for rарing his sister.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.

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How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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Нiтlеr got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers

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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back

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Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window.
After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window.
He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his аrsе facing the window.
After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his вuтт cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"

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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.

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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.

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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles аss.

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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!

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A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was:
“She was just lying there nакеd on the table, what was I supposed to do?”
The wife reply’s:
“Perform the fuскing autopsy!”

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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.

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