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What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
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How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for rарing his sister.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Adolf Hitlers Selbstmord - Защо Хитлер се е самоубил? Perquè Hitler se suicido? -¿Cual fue el mayor susto de la historia para hitler? Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill. Pourquoi Hitler s'est suicidé ? Parce qu'il a reçu la facture de gaz Varför tog Hitler självmord? Företaget han köpte gas ifrån skickade en räkning. Varför tog Hitler sitt eget liv? Han fick sin gasräkning. Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill. Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom. Quando foi que Hitler se suicidou? Quando ele viu a conta de gás no final do mês. – Vad dog Hitler av? – För höga gasräkningar. Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? Han modtog sin gasregning!! Ærtemad! Hitler Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? – Jøderne sendte ham gasregningen - Miksi Adolf Hitler tappoi itsensä? - Kaasuyhtiö lähetti laskun. Waarom pleegde Hitler zelfmoord? Omdat hij de gasrekening zag. Comment la femme d'Hitler est-elle morte? Elle s'est trompée de douche   Comment Hitler est-il mort? En voyant la facture de gaz Jantje komt huis van school, papa vroeg aan Jantje had je het leuk vandaag Op school? Jantje antwoorden ja papa we hadden geschiedenis over de 2e Wereldoorlog Maar pap één ding snap ik nou nog... De ce a murit hitler? - S-a impuscat cand a vazut factura la gaz! În ce condiţii s-a sinucis Hitler? Cînd a primit factura de gaze! Víte proč Hitler spáchal na konci války sebevraždu? Přišel mu účet za plyn. Dlaczego Hitler popełnił samobójstwo? - Bo dostał rachunek za gaz. Hitler si è suicidato perchè gli è arrivata la bolletta del Gas! Hitler vittighed Hvorfor skød Hitler sig selv? Han var bange for at se sin gasregning ... Sapete perchè Hitler si è suicidato? Ha visto la bolletta del gas. Зошто се самоубил Хитлер ? - Оти му дошла сметка за плин! Vraag:hoe is Hitler gestorven? Antwoord:hij kreeg een hartaanval toen hij de gasrekening kreeg. The Real reason Hitler took his life, He got his gas bill. What is the highest thing hitler achieved in WW2 His gas bill Sai quando morì Hitler? quando vide la bolletta del gas
Нiтlеr got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window.
After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window.
He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his аrsе facing the window.
After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his вuтт cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles аss.
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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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