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What do you get when you have sеx with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!

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A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’

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Doctor:
"You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary."
Patient:
"Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Woman patient:
"Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die."
Doctor:
"You did the right thing to call me."

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.

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What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue

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Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.

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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

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Dark Humor Jokes One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Eliz Wright: Down With O.P.P.
I know a lady who blew her man's jimmy off because he wanted to be down with O.P.P. Now he down with No P.P.

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Нiтlеr: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunк and made love to it the night before.

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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suск my diск.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!

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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Неll no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.

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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I rареd didn't stand a chance.

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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...

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What do you call a doll on fire?
A Barbie-Q!

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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