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-A LIST OF EVERYTHING WRONG BIEBER HAS DONE- 27. Declared his retirement on Christmas Eve (December 2013)
26. Was photographed smoking рот (January 2013)
25. Showed up to a concert in London two hours late on a school night; booed by fans (March 2013)
24. Kicked out of a nightclub in Chicago for drinking underage (July 2013)
23. Hosted a loud party at his home, which provoked neighbors to call the cops three times (November 2013)
22. Created graffiti on a hotel in Australia (November 2013) Was stopped at the Canadian border under suspicion of a tour bus connected with his tour having drugs on board (July 2013)
21. Got evicted from a London nightclub on his birthday for stinking the place up with рот and accused of attempting to sneak in his underage friend Jaden Smith; Bieber denied that accusation (March 2013)
20. Rumored to have had three bongs, two large cookie jars filled with рот, and the ingredients for Sizzurp in his house; cops were unable to seize any of it, because it would have exceeded their warrant; LA Sheriff's department denied the claims (January 2014)
19. Got detained at customs in Australia for suspicion of drug possession and using foul language (December 2013)
18. Forced his bodyguards to carry him up the Great Wall of China (October 2013)
17. Got into a fight with a paparazzo; аssаulт charges were never filed (May 2012)
16. Got into a “scuffle” with a DJ in South Korea who refused to play his requests (October 2013)
15. Was photographed apparently spitting on his fans; Bieber denies that’s what happened (July 2013)
14. Allegedly spit at a DJ, who filed a police report for the incident (July 2013)
13. Allegedly started a bar brawl in a New York nightclub, although he wasn’t personally involved in the fight (August 2013)
12. Peed in a bucket in the kitchen of a restaurant where he was eating (July 2013)
11. Was rumored to have cheated on Selena Gomez, causing their break-up (February 2013)
10. Got charged with a driving offense for driving up to 100 MPH in an attempt to lose the paparazzi that were following him (July 2012)
9. Groped a stripper at a sтriр club (October 2013)
8. Allegedly had drugs and a stun gun on his tour bus in Sweden, apprehended by police (April 2013)
7. Got himself barred from Germany for not paying an outstanding $800,000 fine (August 2013)
6. Was photographed coming out of a brothel in Brazil; the girl he allegedly slept with released a video of him sleeping online (November 2013)
5. Accused of egging his neighbor’s house and causing $20,000 worth of damages, making it a felony; Bieber's house was searched and his friend Lil Za was arrested (January 2014)
4. Accused of spitting at and threatening to кill his neighbor, who confronted him about his reckless driving; no charges were filed (October 2013)
3. Allegedly hit a paparazzo with his car; charges were later dismissed (July 2013)
2. Got arrested on charges of drag racing in a residential area, driving under the influence, resisting arrest, and driving with an expired license (January 2014)
1. Abandoned his pet monkey, OG Mally, in Germany after the animal was seized when Bieber couldn’t produce the right paperwork to take it on tour (March 2013)
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Adolf Hitlers Selbstmord - Защо Хитлер се е самоубил? Perquè Hitler se suicido? -¿Cual fue el mayor susto de la historia para hitler? Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill. Pourquoi Hitler s'est suicidé ? Parce qu'il a reçu la facture de gaz Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill. Varför tog Hitler självmord? Företaget han köpte gas ifrån skickade en räkning. Varför tog Hitler sitt eget liv? Han fick sin gasräkning. Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill. Quando foi que Hitler se suicidou? Quando ele viu a conta de gás no final do mês. – Vad dog Hitler av? – För höga gasräkningar. Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? Han modtog sin gasregning!! Ærtemad! Hitler Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? – Jøderne sendte ham gasregningen - Miksi Adolf Hitler tappoi itsensä? - Kaasuyhtiö lähetti laskun. Waarom pleegde Hitler zelfmoord? Omdat hij de gasrekening zag. Comment la femme d'Hitler est-elle morte? Elle s'est trompée de douche   Comment Hitler est-il mort? En voyant la facture de gaz Jantje komt huis van school, papa vroeg aan Jantje had je het leuk vandaag Op school? Jantje antwoorden ja papa we hadden geschiedenis over de 2e Wereldoorlog Maar pap één ding snap ik nou nog... De ce a murit hitler? - S-a impuscat cand a vazut factura la gaz! În ce condiţii s-a sinucis Hitler? Cînd a primit factura de gaze! Víte proč Hitler spáchal na konci války sebevraždu? Přišel mu účet za plyn. Dlaczego Hitler popełnił samobójstwo? - Bo dostał rachunek za gaz. Hitler si è suicidato perchè gli è arrivata la bolletta del Gas! Hitler vittighed Hvorfor skød Hitler sig selv? Han var bange for at se sin gasregning ... Sapete perchè Hitler si è suicidato? Ha visto la bolletta del gas. Зошто се самоубил Хитлер ? - Оти му дошла сметка за плин! Vraag:hoe is Hitler gestorven? Antwoord:hij kreeg een hartaanval toen hij de gasrekening kreeg. The Real reason Hitler took his life, He got his gas bill. What is the highest thing hitler achieved in WW2 His gas bill Sai quando morì Hitler? quando vide la bolletta del gas
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Най-смешния виц в Шотландия според едногодишно изследване на учени от университета в Хардфордшир: Исповед Was ist ein schöner Tot? - Искам да умра мирно и кротко в съня си - като дядо, Ich möchte so sterben wie mein opa - einfach einschlafen!!!!!!!!! (runterscrollen) Nicht weinend und schreiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wie sein Beifahrer. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his bus. Il maestro chiede alla classe: "Secondo voi qual è una morte tranquilla?" Wenn ich sterbe, will ich friedlich gehen. So wie mein Großvater im Schlaf ... und nicht laut kreischend wie die Mitfahrer in seinem Wagen. Ik wil graag dood gaan wanneer ik slaap, net als mijn opa. Niet schreeuwend en in paniek zoals de passagiers die hij vervoerde. “Når jeg dør, vil jeg gerne dø som min bedstefar, der døde fredeligt i hans søvn. Ikke skrige som alle passagererne i hans bil. ” Chcę umrzeć spokojnie, we śnie - tak jak mój dziadek, a nie wrzeszcząc z przerażenia tak, jak jego pasażerowie. Moi je voudrais mourir comme mon grand-père, il est mort pendant son sommeil, il n'a rien senti. Ca c'est une belle mort ! Je ne voudrais pas surtout pas mourir en paniquant, en gesticulant et en... Eu quero morrer em paz, durante o sono, como o meu avô, e não gritando aterrorizado, como os seus passageiros... Haluaisin kuolla kuten lentokapteenina toiminut isäni, rauhallisesti nukkuessani. En paniikissa kirkuen, kuten hänen matkustajansa. Mannen på begravningen: - Jag skulle vilja dö som min far: stillsamt och i sömnen. Inte skrikande i panik som hans passagerare... Charlando sobre la muerte: - A mí lo que me gustaría es morir durmiendo apaciblemente, como mi abuelo... y no gritando de terror como sus pasajeros. To mand sidder på en bænk og er lidt småfilosofiske. Der tales om livet og døden. - Jeg vil sove stille ind, ligesom min Farfar, og ikke som min Farmor. Skrigende i flammerne, i passagersædet ved... Un professeur demande à ses élèves un exemple d'une belle mort. Une petite fille lève la main et dit: - Mon papi ! Il est mort en dormant... - Effectivement c'est une belle mort, pourrais-tu me... Jeg vil dø mens jeg sover, ligesom min bedstefar... - Ikke grædende og skrigende ligesom passagerne i den anden bil.
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