Dark Humor Jokes

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.

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Dark Humor Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.

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there are 4 guys standing on a bridge. A chinese guy, russian guy, mexican guy, and an american guy. the chinese threw off noodles. they all asked, why did you do that? the chinese said, because we have to much of that in china. the russian guy throws off vоdка. they asked why did you do that? he replies, we have to much of that in russia. the mexican guy throws off a taco. they asked why did you do that? he says, because we have to much of that in mexico. the american…picks up the mexican, and throws him. they all asked WHY DID YOU DO THAT! the american replies, oh because we have tooooo many of "those" in america.

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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"

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What goes:
"Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?"
A blind person with a rubix cube.

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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."

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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.

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Apparently there's a third option between burial and cremation.

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What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet

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Нiтlеr is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.

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What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
The Hanger.

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Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.

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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.

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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff.
The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.

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What did the dead dog say to its owner.
Nothing. It's dead..

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Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes Dog jokes

Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Because it's a chicken and it does what it want's to do.
(unless it's a fат kids dinner then it better run the fuск over the boder)

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

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Whats the difference between cutting onions and cutting babies? When cut onions I cry

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.

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