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Dark Humor Jokes

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It really makes me mad when I hear idiots saying that women belong in the kitchen. Such сrар. Who would clean the rest of the house?!

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There’s an evil rumor going around that I’m a hаrdсоrе gambler. I don’t know what ваsтаrd is spreading such lies, but I’d bet serious money on it being Mike.

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What creature has four legs and one hand?
A happy Rottweiler returning from his morning walk.

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Pet Jokes Dog jokes Dark Humor Jokes

Knock knock
Whos there
Boo
Boo who
Why are you sad
My wife has cancer

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Dark Humor Jokes Knock-knock jokes

So, I'm single. It's weird 'cause always knew I was gonna die broke and alone. I just didn't know I was gonna live that way, too.

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Dark Humor Jokes Single People Jokes

Oh daddy, I love you so much!
Hey, until we get the DNA test, I’m just Harry to you!

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Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Dark Humor Jokes Men jokes

Why did sally fall of the swing
She had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there
Not sally
What did sally get for Christmas we don't know she didn't open it yet

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Dark Humor Jokes Christmas Jokes Knock-knock jokes

People think kids are the only ones that want to get out of class at 3 o'clock every single day. No, no -- go see the teachers on a Friday at 3 o'clock. You'll see teachers stiff-arming kids on the way out to the parking lot.

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Kids Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Single People Jokes School Jokes

Two dudes walk. Into a bar uhhh...... I forgot the rest of the joke.
Anyway your mom is a whоrе.

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I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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Morbid jokes Dark Humor Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I dunno... something in Japanese.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a рrоsтiтuте walk into a bar.
It was a very popular bar.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Office and Work Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Me: Guess What?
Lad: What?
*Gets ran over by a bus*

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Die hard

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass?
She was on fire.

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