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Dark Humor Jokes

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Why is Osama dead?
He got shot.

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Why did Susie start shaking?
She had continuous seizures.

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What's black and twelve inches long?
A Maglite.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster?
Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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He: Did it hurt?
She: Did what hurt?
He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is really fuскеd up.

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Boy - I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl - It's in the phone book.
Boy - But I don't know your name.
Girl - That's in the phone book too.

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Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it

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What did the carrot say to the other carrot?
We are both carrots.

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Why did sally fall of the swing
She had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there
Not sally
What did sally get for Christmas we don't know she didn't open it yet

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People think kids are the only ones that want to get out of class at 3 o'clock every single day. No, no -- go see the teachers on a Friday at 3 o'clock. You'll see teachers stiff-arming kids on the way out to the parking lot.

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Two dudes walk. Into a bar uhhh...... I forgot the rest of the joke.
Anyway your mom is a whоrе.

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I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I dunno... something in Japanese.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a рrоsтiтuте walk into a bar.
It was a very popular bar.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Me: Guess What?
Lad: What?
*Gets ran over by a bus*

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Die hard

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