Dating Jokes

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Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago, her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, “Mum I have someone for you to meet.” Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Paris. Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nudе, except for a pair of black lacy раnтiеs - he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, “Why the black раnтiеs?”
She replied:
“My upper half you can see, my body is yours to explore,but down there I am still mourning.”
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same - she stood there wearing the black раnтiеs, and he was in his birthday suit, but now he was wearing a black соndом.
She looked at him and asked:
“What’s with the black соndом?”
He replied, “I want to offer my deepest condolences.”
Dating Jokes
Dating Jokes