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A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day.
He asks his oldest daughter, ''Whom do you wish to marry? She says, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest.'' He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest.'' He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, ''I wish to marry the man with one draggin' on the floor!''
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Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viаgrа to the old men living there?
It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.
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A woman got married, but her husband was abusive.
She got remarried and that husband ran out on her.
She got married again and that husband failed in bed.
Finally, she put an ad in the paper: "Looking for a man who won't abuse me, won't leave me, and won't fail me in bed."
The next day, the doorbell rings. There is a man with no arms and no legs.
"Hello, I saw your ad in the paper," he says.
"Tell me a little about you."
"Well, I have no arms, so I can't hit you. I have no legs, so I can't run out on you," he replies.
"How do I know you're good in bed?" she asks.
He says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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Вдовица Η αγγελία Esto era una mujer que quería a un hombre con las siguientes indicaciones: Que no le pegara, que no se fuese de su lado y que fuese muy potente, por lo que puso un anuncio en el periódico. Εύπορη αλλά μοναχική κυρία δημοσιεύει αγγελία ζητώντας σύντροφο: Eine 73-jährige Witwe gibt eine Kontaktanzeige auf: "Suche Mann, 60 bis 75 Jahre, soll mich nicht schlagen, nicht treten und es mir gut besorgen können." Drei Tage später klingelt es an der Tür. Sie macht auf und sieht einen Mann ohne Arme und Beine vor der Tür. Sie fragt: "Was wollen sie hier?"... A mulher já havia se casado e divorciado cinco vezes, mas sempre acontecia algo estranho nos seus relacionamentos. Então, ela decidiu colocar o seguinte anúncio no jornal: "Procuro homens que sejam bem-dotados, não me batam e não fujam de mim." Alguns dias depois toca a campainha: — Quem é? —... Eine alte 75-jährige Witwe möchte gerne einen neuen Freund und inseriert in der Zeitung: "75-jährige Frau sucht Mann von ungefähr gleichem Alter. Er darf mich nicht schlagen, nicht fremdgehen und muss gut im Bett sein." Einige Tage später klingelt es an der Haustür. Als die Frau die Haustür... Susanne var i sen 30 års ålder och fortfarande ogift. Hon hade liksom bara svårt att träffa män. De män hon mot förmodan träffade visade sig vara skitstövlar. Till slut så bestämde hon sig att... Een oude weduwe van 75 wil graag een nieuwe vriend, ze zet een zoekertje in de krant met de volgende boodschap: Ben 75 jarige vrouw, zoek man van ongeveer dezelfde leeftijd, mag me niet slaan, mag... Eine 70jährige Witwe entscheidet sich dazu, sich mal wieder einen Mann anzuschaffen, und gibt eine Kontaktanzeige auf: "Suche Mann um die 70, du solltest mich weder schlagen, noch auf mir... Uma viúva rica e solitária decidiu que precisava de um outro homem em sua vida, então colocou um anuncio no qual podia-se ler: "Viúva rica procura por homem para compartilhar vida e fortuna.... Egy 72 éves öreg néni elhatározza, hogy férjhez megy. A helyi újságba felad egy hirdetést: " Férj kerestetik! Korombeli legyen, ne verjen, ne szaladgáljon körülöttem, és jó legyen az ágyban."...
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I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she веnт over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong.
Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.
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A Saudi prince recently requested that nакеd statues be covered up while visiting Rome.
Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
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Dear Husband,
I have been feeling really dirтy lately. Please do me.
Love, Dishes
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I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date.
I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my diск.
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What’s the rudest type of Elf?
The GofuckyoursElf.
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Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the pоrn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "It's regular pоrn, you sick b*stard!"
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Q: Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids?
A: Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
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What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside?
Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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There was three boys called Zip, Diск and Рiss They were in class and their teacher went out to make a phone call Right then Zip jumped on the table Diск jumped in the teachers chair And Рiss was punchin everyone in sight 3 minutes later the teacher back in and said Zip down Diск out and Рiss in the corner.
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Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother."
Santa - "Send me your mother."
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Малко момченце пише писмо до Дядо Коледа: Дете: Желба A little boy wrote to Santa ... Α letter to santa Claus Un bambino a babbo natale: Малко момченце писало на Дядо Коледа: "Изпрати ми сестричка!". Маленький хлопчик написав Діду Морозу: Dziecko do świętego Mikołaja: - Przyślij mi na święta braciszka. Święty Mikołaj do dziecka: - To przyślij mi przed świętami swoją mamusię. A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy." Un enfant écrit au Père Noël : - Cher Père Noël, pour Noël, mon voeu le plus cher serait d'avoir une petite soeur. Réponse du Père Noël : - Pas de problème, envoie-moi ta mère! En gang skrev en lille dreng til julemanden ”Gider du være sød og give mig en lillesøster?”. Så skrev julemanden tilbage ”Okay, lån mig lige din mor” Bambino: “Caro Babbo Natale, come regalo quest’anno mandami un fratellino”. Babbo Natale: “Caro bambino, mandami tua madre”. Bulişor îi scrie lui Moş Crăciun: - Anul asta, să-mi trimiţi un frăţior! De Crăciun, Bulişor nu primeşte nimic. Supărat, îi scrie din nou lui Moş Crăciun: - De ce nu mi-ai trimis frăţiorul? Anul... Bula, la 5 ani ii trimite scrisoare mosului de Craciun: ,,Draga Mosule, vreau sa am un fratior mai mic'' Mosul o citeste, si ii trimite lui Bula o alta scrisoare: ,,Atunci trimite-mi-o pe mamica ta!'' Un copilas ii scrie lui Mos Craciun: - Trimite-mi un fratior Mos Craciun raspunde: - Trimite-mi-o mai intaii pe mata. Pepíček píše Ježíškovi „Pošli mi sestřičku“. On odpovídá „Tak mi pošli maminku.“ Toto écrit au Père Noël : - «Cher Pere Noel, Cette année, ce que je voudrais, c'est une petite soeur. Toto» Il reçoit une réponse quelques jours plus tard : - «Cher Toto, Pas de problèmes,... Му пишало некое дете на Дедо Мраз „Дедо Мраз те молам прати ми сестричка". Дедо Мраз му пишал "Ок, прати ја мајка ти"
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Theres this girl,she is five.
She goes spying on her big sister and she hears her cussing out her boyfriend and she says,"you mother fuскing аsshоlе!"
Just then jill, thats the little girl,interrupts them talking and blurts out, "Big Sis,what does аsshоlе mean?
The girl surprised by the question,says BOYFRIEND!
Okay , so the girl runs off onto the bathroom.
Jill sneaks up on her dad while he was shaving and says boo!
THE dad says "Shiт!"
So the girl ask her dad "What does shiт mean?"
And he stammers "Shaving cream".
So she said okay and went about her day.
Jill then runs into her mom, who was in the kitchen cutting the turkey.
Her mom is startled when Jill comes in, cuts her hand, and says "Fuск!".
So Jill ask "What does fuск mean momma?"
And scramblimg for an answer, her mom says "cutting."
All of the sudden, they hear the door.
Jill answers and sees her Dads boss at the door.
He ask "Sweetie, do you know where you everyone is at?"
And she says, "Well, my sister’s talking to her аsshоlе, my Moms fuскing the turkey and my Dads wiping the shiт off his face."
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A guy picks up a pr*stitute and proceeds to spend a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel.
A few days later, he finds that he has caught сrавs.
He chases down the рrоsтiтuте and says, "hey вiтсh, you gave me сrавs".
She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"
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Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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Тихият мъж е мъж, който мисли. Тихий мужчина — ДУМАЮЩИЙ мужчина. Тихая женщина — уже что-то ПРИДУМАЛА. Тихий чоловік — думає. Тиха жінка — вже щось придумала. “A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.” - Okänd
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?"
"So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuск."
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