Ethnic and Racial Jokes

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What do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.

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What do you call a redneck virgin?
a 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers

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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.

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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey niggеr. Gimme a вееr".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey hоnкеy, gimme a f*ckin' вееr".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggеrs"

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, 'quick throw off anything we don't need.' The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says:
"there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says:
"we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says:
"we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says:
"we have to many of these in our country"

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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.

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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.

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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.

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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whоrе in your bathtub with a violin up her аss (thanks to a hоrny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the ваsтаrd is still trying to pull out of your driveway!

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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop

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How do you кill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you кill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.

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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.

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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a соndом.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.

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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

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What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
His son running away with your VCR.

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What do you call a cremated black person?
100% cocoa powder.

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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.

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Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
California got first pick.

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