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Защо мирише пръднята? Porque los pedos además de ruido tienen olor ? ... Para que los sordos también lo disfruten jajajaja Warum stinken Fürze? Damit taube Menschen auch Spaß dran haben. Pourquoi les pets puent ? Pour en faire profiter les sourds. Vous savez pourquoi les pets puent ? Pour que les sourds en profitent ! Οι πορδές βρωμάνε για να ωφεληθούν επίσης οι κωφοί. Ved du hvorfor en fis lugter? Ved du hvorfor en fis lugter?? - Det er for de døve også kan få gavn af den.
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight.
He didn't seem disturbed at all.
(Whew! Got away with that one!).
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, сrар," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
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