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Varför var Hitler världens sämsta golfspelare? - Han kom aldrig ur bunkern. Vem är den sämste golfaren genom tiderna? Hitler, han kom aldrig upp ur bunkern. Wer war der schlechteste Golfer aller Zeiten? Adolf Hitler. Der ist nie mehr aus dem Bunker rausgekommen. – Vet du varför Hitler inte var bra på golf? – Nej. – Han kom aldrig upp ur bunkern. - Kuka on kautta aikain huonoin golfin pelaaja? - Adolf Hitler. Hän jäi bunkkeriin! Warum war Hitler schlecht im Golfen Er kam nicht aus dem Bunker heraus Hur vet man att hitler var dålig på golf? Han dog i en bunker.
Q: Why did Нiтlеr hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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I just watched a documentary about Adolf Нiтlеr.
He sure was a popular guy.
Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Нiтlеr" and gave him a little wave.
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Въпрос: Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator Si tu estas perdido en una isla desierta con Adolfo Hitler, Atila el Huno y un abogado y tienes una pistola con solo dos balas, ¿qué haces? R: Le disparas al abogado dos veces.
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Нiтlеr, Atilla the Нun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Why did Нiтlеr go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nаzi.
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Adolf Hitlers Selbstmord - Защо Хитлер се е самоубил? Perquè Hitler se suicido? -¿Cual fue el mayor susto de la historia para hitler? Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill. Pourquoi Hitler s'est suicidé ? Parce qu'il a reçu la facture de gaz Varför tog Hitler självmord? Företaget han köpte gas ifrån skickade en räkning. Varför tog Hitler sitt eget liv? Han fick sin gasräkning. Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill. Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom. Quando foi que Hitler se suicidou? Quando ele viu a conta de gás no final do mês. – Vad dog Hitler av? – För höga gasräkningar. Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? Han modtog sin gasregning!! Ærtemad! Hitler Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? – Jøderne sendte ham gasregningen - Miksi Adolf Hitler tappoi itsensä? - Kaasuyhtiö lähetti laskun. Waarom pleegde Hitler zelfmoord? Omdat hij de gasrekening zag. Comment la femme d'Hitler est-elle morte? Elle s'est trompée de douche   Comment Hitler est-il mort? En voyant la facture de gaz Jantje komt huis van school, papa vroeg aan Jantje had je het leuk vandaag Op school? Jantje antwoorden ja papa we hadden geschiedenis over de 2e Wereldoorlog Maar pap één ding snap ik nou nog... De ce a murit hitler? - S-a impuscat cand a vazut factura la gaz! În ce condiţii s-a sinucis Hitler? Cînd a primit factura de gaze! Víte proč Hitler spáchal na konci války sebevraždu? Přišel mu účet za plyn. Dlaczego Hitler popełnił samobójstwo? - Bo dostał rachunek za gaz. Hitler si è suicidato perchè gli è arrivata la bolletta del Gas! Hitler vittighed Hvorfor skød Hitler sig selv? Han var bange for at se sin gasregning ... Sapete perchè Hitler si è suicidato? Ha visto la bolletta del gas. Зошто се самоубил Хитлер ? - Оти му дошла сметка за плин! Vraag:hoe is Hitler gestorven? Antwoord:hij kreeg een hartaanval toen hij de gasrekening kreeg. The Real reason Hitler took his life, He got his gas bill. What is the highest thing hitler achieved in WW2 His gas bill Sai quando morì Hitler? quando vide la bolletta del gas
Нiтlеr got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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Нiтlеr: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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The true reason why the Nаzi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris and Нiтlеr were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Q: What did Нiтlеr get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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I was asked by my teacher, "What was Adolf Нiтlеr's book called?"
Apparently, Adolf Нiтlеr and the Gas Chambers of Secret wasn't the correct answer.
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Worker: The allies have invades normady!-------------------------------- Нiтlеr: Wow... I did NАZI that coming!
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They make Bush out to sound like he's Нiтlеr. And people have to remember that there's a big difference between Bush and Нiтlеr: Нiтlеr wrote a book.
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Adolf Hitlers Selbstmord - Защо Хитлер се е самоубил? Perquè Hitler se suicido? -¿Cual fue el mayor susto de la historia para hitler? Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill. Pourquoi Hitler s'est suicidé ? Parce qu'il a reçu la facture de gaz Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill. Varför tog Hitler självmord? Företaget han köpte gas ifrån skickade en räkning. Varför tog Hitler sitt eget liv? Han fick sin gasräkning. Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill. Quando foi que Hitler se suicidou? Quando ele viu a conta de gás no final do mês. – Vad dog Hitler av? – För höga gasräkningar. Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? Han modtog sin gasregning!! Ærtemad! Hitler Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? – Jøderne sendte ham gasregningen - Miksi Adolf Hitler tappoi itsensä? - Kaasuyhtiö lähetti laskun. Waarom pleegde Hitler zelfmoord? Omdat hij de gasrekening zag. Comment la femme d'Hitler est-elle morte? Elle s'est trompée de douche   Comment Hitler est-il mort? En voyant la facture de gaz Jantje komt huis van school, papa vroeg aan Jantje had je het leuk vandaag Op school? Jantje antwoorden ja papa we hadden geschiedenis over de 2e Wereldoorlog Maar pap één ding snap ik nou nog... De ce a murit hitler? - S-a impuscat cand a vazut factura la gaz! În ce condiţii s-a sinucis Hitler? Cînd a primit factura de gaze! Víte proč Hitler spáchal na konci války sebevraždu? Přišel mu účet za plyn. Dlaczego Hitler popełnił samobójstwo? - Bo dostał rachunek za gaz. Hitler si è suicidato perchè gli è arrivata la bolletta del Gas! Hitler vittighed Hvorfor skød Hitler sig selv? Han var bange for at se sin gasregning ... Sapete perchè Hitler si è suicidato? Ha visto la bolletta del gas. Зошто се самоубил Хитлер ? - Оти му дошла сметка за плин! Vraag:hoe is Hitler gestorven? Antwoord:hij kreeg een hartaanval toen hij de gasrekening kreeg. The Real reason Hitler took his life, He got his gas bill. What is the highest thing hitler achieved in WW2 His gas bill Sai quando morì Hitler? quando vide la bolletta del gas
Why did Нiтlеr committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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People go on about what Нiтlеr did to the Jews.
What about what he did to the rest of us?
He’s ruined that moustache style for everyone
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Нiтlеr is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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If I was in a room with Нiтlеr, Osama, and You and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot you twice.
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"What? Dамn it, I said APPLE JUICE, not GAS THE JEWS!"
- Hitler
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