Insult Jokes

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Q: What's the difference between a соw's tail and a man's tie?
A: The соw's tail hides the entire a**hole.

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Q: What is the difference between a brunette and garbage?
A: At least the garbage gets taken out once a week.

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What do you call the space between a woman's вrеаsтs and her vаginа?
A waste.

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A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my nакеd body."
The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your nакеd body, they'd close their blinds."

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Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the рiss out of the pants.

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What do women and washing machines have in common?
They both leak when they're fuскеd!

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Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.
One blonde riding shotgun says,
"Look over there!"
They see another blonde in scuba gear who is acting like she's swimming through the wheat. The blonde driving says,
"It's girls like that who give us blondes a bad name. "
The other blonde says,
"Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and tell her off."

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Insult Jokes Blonde Jokes

- They don't listen.
- They don't come in when you call.
- They like to stay out all night.
- Only when you are trying to get things done do they want your attention.
- Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep.

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Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy.

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Q: What do rocks and women have in common?
A: Men skip them when they're flat.

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Why don't women need driver's licenses?
Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!

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Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?
A: If they all went, it would be hеll.

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A man with greasy jeans, a flannel shirt, and work boots approaches the headwaiter in an elegant restaurant.
The man says, "Hey buddy, where's your crapper?"
The headwaiter calmly replies, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen,' pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?
Porcupines have рriскs on the outside...

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I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, dumbo!"
So I corrected myself, "Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's about as far as I remember.

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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.

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You're the reason God created the middle finger.

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Are you talking back to me?!
Yes mom, that's how conversations work.

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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

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Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.

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