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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.

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You're the reason God created the middle finger.

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Are you talking back to me?!
Yes mom, that's how conversations work.

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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

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Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.

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A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your рussy?"
"Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."

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Teacher - Get rid of your drink. No drinks in class.
Student - I got it from my doctor he told me to drink it
Teacher - Who's your doctor?
Student - Dr. Pepper

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Teacher: Do you want to spend lunch in my class!?
Me: you asking me out on a date?

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Person 1: Dude your gаy.
Person 2: Actually, I'm as straight as the pole your mom dances on.

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Police officer: Where were you between 4 and 6?
Me: Kindergarden

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Them - Your an аsshоlе.
You - I'm glad I'm an аsshоlе because without аsshоlеs like me there wouldn't be shiт like you!

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- A vоdка please.
- Sir, this is McDonald's
- Ok, A McVodka please

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Yo momma is so sтuрid she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

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mom: What did you learn at school today?
me: Obviously not enough. i have to go back tomorrow

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- I wouldn't go out with u if u were the last person on earth!
- If i was the last person u wouldn't be here rетаrd!

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"Haha, you failed!"
"Yeah, so did your dad's соndом."

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Nerds phone rings in class.
Cool Guy - Awww, was that your mommy?
Whole class laughs
Nerd Guy - Nope, it was yours.
Whole class is silent ....

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Mum: Why!
Me: Well the teacher pointed the ruler at me and said "at the end of this ruler is a idiот".
Mum: Yeah so
Me: I asked what end.

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Teacher: Where the hеll is your math homework?!
Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems.

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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

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