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A blonde bought an a.
m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
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Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.
"Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."
"Okay, you first," replied the other.That was the end of the discussion.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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"When the doctor said I had a problem with my patella I had a knee jеrк reaction."
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Im single. I often think about my future wife and how lax shes been about getting in touch with me.
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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...
He had selfie steam issues.
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Laptops may lead to impotence. Yay. Im buying my daughters boyfriend an Apple MacBook first thing tomorrow morning.
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah... thank you.
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What happened when Lee ate raw onions for a week?
He became Lone Lee...
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Chuck Norris invented KFC's famous secret recipe, with 11 herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the 12th ingredient: Fear
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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
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Паркинг Ένας οδηγός στο τροχονόμο: - Μπορώ να παρκάρω εδώ; - Όχι κύριε, βλέπετε ότι απαγορεύεται. - Μα οι άλλοι πως παρκάρουν; - Αυτοί δεν ρωτάνε. Мъж спира и пита полицая: - Мога ли да паркирам колата си тук? - Не може. - Еми тия другите тука дето са паркирали? - Ами те не са ме питали.
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What about all these other cars?"
"They didn't ask!"
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Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels.
Policeman: Why, those dirтy crooks!
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"I heard JC Penney was opening even earlier for Black Friday this year!"
"Really, when?"
"Halloween."
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"During the trial, a lawyer objected to the audiologist's testimony, calling it hearsay."
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Q: What do blondes and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: Take away the вrеаsтs and the legs, and all you have left is a dirтy box.
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Защо блондинките не ядат банани? Blondinen und Bananen Οι μπανάνες Pourquoi les blondes mangent pas de bananes? Wieso essen Blondienen grundsätzlich keine Bananen? - Weil sie an der Suche nach dem Reißverschluss verzweifeln. P: Porque loiras não comem banana? R: Por não achar o zíper... Perche’ le bionde non mangiano banane ? Perche’ non riescono a trovare la cerniera oppure non riescono a trovare il tappo. Dlaczego blondynki nie jedzą bananów? - Bo nie mogą znaleźć suwaka. Proč blondýnky nejí banány? - Protože nemůžou najít zip.
Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.
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“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life...
Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”
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And Моsеs looked upon the Lord and said:
"We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off of our WHAT?"
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