One-Liner Jokes

Most popular in this category
Генко към фитнес инструктора: Във Фитнеса Момче отива във фитнес залата и пита фитнес инструктура: Теретана El anciano que va al gimnasio Today is my first day at the gym… I walk in and see a bunch of hot women working out, so I walk up to the guy who is running the gym and ask him, ” Sir, what machine should I use to impress the... Komt een man bij de fitness. Deze vraagt aan de instructeur met welk apparaat hij de meeste indruk kan maken bij de dames. De instructeur zegt als je naar buiten gaat dan vindt je om de hoek een... Egy pasi a konditerembe odamegy az edzőhöz. - Melyik gépet kell használnom, hogy felszedjem azt a szőke csajt? - A bankautomatát a bejáratnál! Egy dagadt pasi az edzőteremben meglát egy fiatal, jó alakú nőt. Megkérdi az edzőtől: - Uram, melyik gépet kellene használnom, hogy az ilyen csajok felfigyeljenek rám? Mire az edző: - Próbálja ki...
Men vs Women Jokes One-Liner Jokes Fitness jokes
Vad sa Blondinen när hon vaknade upp under en ko? En i taget grabbar Vad sa blondinen som vaknade upp under kossan? Är ni fyra grabbar kvar här än!? Ce zice o blondă cînd se trezeşte sub ugerul unei vaci? "Ei, băieţi, care mă duce acasă?" Po šíleném flámu usne totálně opilá blondýnka ve stáji. Ráno se probudí přímo pod krávou, zaostří oči na její vemeno a říká: „Tak dobře, kluci. Domluvte se na pořadí, ale ten poslední mě pak odveze...
Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in рsyсhо-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're inthe wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get suскеd into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suск, we would all fall off.
23.. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your вuтт tomorrow.
Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes
Confusing Blonde Δωμάτιο Comment occupé une blonde pendant une heure? Il suffit simplement de lui demandé de chercher des coins dans une pièce ronde Wie kann man eine blondine in den wahnsinn treiben man bringt sie in ein zimmer das nur runde ecken hat und sagt in der ecke ist ein hunderter schein ¿Sabes cómo puedes mantener a un atlante en movimiento todo el día? Lo metes en un cuarto redondo y le dices que se siente en la esquina.
Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes