Skip to main content

  • Home
  • Categories
  • Popular
  • Funny pictures
  • Most Popular Jokes
  • Latest Jokes
  • Jokes about Women
  • Religion jokes
  • Office and Work Jokes
  • Gross Jokes
  • Sports Jokes
  • School Jokes
  • Marriage and Family Jokes
  • Kids Jokes
  • Medical and Doctor Jokes
  • Dark Humor Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Animal Jokes
  • Dirty jokes
  • Chuck Norris Jokes
  • Donald Trump Jokes
  • Drinking and Drunk Jokes
  • Putin Jokes
  • Sex Jokes
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Jewish Jokes
  • Police Officer Jokes
  • Weed Jokes
  • Old People Jokes
  • Mother-in-Law Jokes
  • Masturbation jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Vulgar jokes
  • Genie jokes
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Nurse jokes
  • Psychology and Psychiatry Jokes
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • Scottish Jokes
  • Soccer Jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Dad Jokes
  • Gynecology Jokes
  • Rude Jokes
Кратки вицове, 1000+ кратки вица One-Liner Jokes Kurze Witze Chistes cortos Короткие вицове Blagues courtes Barzellette Brevi Σύντομα ανέκδοτα Кратки вицеви Kısa Fıkralar Короткі анекдоти Piadas Curtas Krótkie dowcipy Korta Skämt Korte moppen Korte vittigheder Korte vitser Lyhyet vitsit egysoros poénok Bancuri scurte și haioase Krátké vtipy Trumpi anekdotai Īsie joki Kratki Vicevi
My Jokes Edit Profile Logout
  1. Home
  2. One-Liner Jokes

One-Liner Jokes

Newest jokes in this category
Intersex people are very еrотiс. They have a lot of androgynous zones.
16 0
0
One-Liner Jokes
What's a вееr afficionado's favourite kind of роrn?
16 0
0
Drinking and Drunk Jokes One-Liner Jokes
I used to work in an office, and when I worked in an office, I celebrated all the holidays -- Cesar Chavez Day, Labor Day -- just to get a day off of work. It could be ККК Day -- Do I get a day off of work?
16 0
0
One-Liner Jokes
Two guys were walking past an outdoor basketball court.
"You want to play Horse?" asked one guy.
His friend replied, "Sure, I guess... but only if I get to be the front legs."
16 0
0
One-Liner Jokes
The teacher asks Jim, "Jimmy, why aren't you writing?"
"I don't has a pencil."
"Jimmy, that's not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don't have a pencil, he doesn't have a pencil, we don't have a pencil."
"Who stole all the pencils then?"
16 0
0
One-Liner Jokes
My friends from New York talk about how tough their schools were. I’m not impressed. I'm from Texas.
My school had it’s own coroner.
We used to write essays like:
“What I want to be IF I grow up...”
16 0
0
One-Liner Jokes
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
15 0
0
Stift geworfen Blondinen und Handgranaten Η χειροβομβίδα Какво да правиш, ако блондинка ти хвърли граната? Que faire quand une blonde vous lance une grenade ? Was muss mab tun wenn eine Blondine eine Handgranate auf dich wirft? Den Ring ziehen und zurück werfen. - Vad gör du om en blondin kastar en granat mot dig? - Drar ur säkringen och kastar tillbaka den. — Що робити якщо блондинка кинула в тебе гранату? — Висмикнути чеку і кинути її назад Wat moet je doen als een Belg een handgranaat naar je toe gooit? De pin eruit halen en de handgranaat snel terug gooien. Mitä teet jos blondi naissotilas heittää käsigranaatin? - Ota sokka pois ja heitä takaisin Karadenizlilerle ruslar soğuk savaştalar. Lazlar el bombalarını ruslara fırlatıyorlarmış, ruslarda bombaların pimini çekip geri lazalara fırlatıyorlarmış. Co zrobić, gdy blondynka rzuca w ciebie granatem? - Złapać, wyciągnąć zawleczkę i odrzucić! O que você deve fazer quando uma laira jogar uma granada em você? Tirar o pino e jogar de volta.
Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Yo Momma Jokes
People say I'm condescending...
That means I talk down to people.
15 0
0
One-Liner Jokes Communication Jokes
If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays?
15 0
0
Zwischen den Feiertagen Zwischen Weihnachten und Silvester If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays. Ham: Hej, jeg synes du har meget pæne ben, er det i orden jeg kalder dem jul og påske? Hende: Ja? Ham: Hva’ så med at invitere mig på ferie mellem højtiderne? Hey girl, if your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I cum between the holidays?
Thanksgiving Jokes Sex Jokes Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said,
"Two to four years."
15 0
0
Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, "How do you get to the other side?" and the other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side!"
15 0
0
Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Someone overturned my port-a-роттy! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer
15 0
0
One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes
A man visits his doctor and says, doctor, I keep seeing green Martians before my eyes.
The doctor asks have you seen a psychiatrist?
The patient says,
"No Only green Martians!"
15 0
0
Medical and Doctor Jokes Men jokes One-Liner Jokes
I want a girl that reminds me of my report card: her face has to be an A, she has to have double DDs, cause tonight I want to F.
15 0
0
One-Liner Jokes
What do you do in case of fallout? Put it back in and take shorter strokes. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo
15 0
0
One-Liner Jokes
Inertia is a property of Chuck Norris.
15 0
0
Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
15 0
0
Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
14 0
0
Warum ist es schwierig, Männer zu finden, die sensibel, aufmerksam und gutaussehend sind? Weil die alle schon einen Boyfriend haben. Miksi naisen on niin mahdottoman vaikea. Miksi naisen on niin mahdottoman vaikea löytää itselleen hellää, herkkää ja hyvännäköistä miestä? - Koska niillä kaikilla on jo poikaystävä Pourquoi est-ce si difficile pour les femmes de trouver des hommes sensibles, attentionnés et présentant bien ? - Ils ont déjà un petit ami. Varför är det så svårt för kvinnorna att hitta män som är känsliga, omtänksamma och snygga? - För de männen har redan pojkvänner. - Защо за жените е трудно да си намерят мъж, който да е грижлив, чувствителен и красив? - Защото тези мъже вече си имат любовник Dlaczego tak trudno kobiecie znaleźć mężczyznę, który byłby wrażliwy, troskliwy i przystojny? - Bo on przeważnie już ma chłopaka.
Men vs Women Jokes Jokes about Women Men jokes One-Liner Jokes Gay and Lesbian Jokes Relationship Jokes
This was a really, really big year for me.
I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.
14 0
0
Looking Good Jokes Dark Humor Jokes One-Liner Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?
A: "What did you name the other one?"
14 0
0
Insult Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
  • Previous
  • Next
Privacy and Policy Contact Us