School Jokes

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Why is herbology Slytherin students’ favorite class?
Because it’s in the greenhouse.

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Harry Potter Jokes School Jokes

What did Hermione do when Harry and Ron took the flying car to school?
Finally relaxed.

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Harry Potter Jokes School Jokes

Did I tell you about my hot math teacher?
She derives me crazy....

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Calculus jokes School Jokes

Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?
He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.

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Calculus jokes School Jokes

Why did the algebra students throw bottles of hand cream across the classroom?
They were investigating projectile lotion.

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Calculus jokes School Jokes

When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.

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Art jokes School Jokes

What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.

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Art jokes School Jokes

What did the art teacher say to her student? You are one art cookie!

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Art jokes School Jokes

What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?

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Art jokes School Jokes

The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.

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Art jokes School Jokes

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar
They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book

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Asian jokes Math Jokes School Jokes Cowboys and Indians Jokes

A young black Jew asks his father, "Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"...
"Why do you ask?" asks the Dad.
The boy says,
"Well, a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100, or just steal it."

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Jewish Jokes School Jokes

So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.
Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.

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Math Jokes School Jokes

A Chinese farmer tells a judge he wants a divorce...
So the judge asks him why. The farmer says,
"I'm just a simple farmer, I never went to school, and I don't know very much. But I do know this: when I plant corn, I get corn; when I plant rice, I get rice; now when I plant Chinese boy and black boy comes out, something's wrong."

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Are you the new English teacher? Yes, I are

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School Jokes

I wonder if I'll slip?! I wonder if I'll have school?! I wonder if my car will start. Winter wonderland

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Winter jokes Car and driving jokes School Jokes

How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? That's when I went to Yale. That's impressive. You are hired. Thanks! I really need this Yob.

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I took a picture of my son getting an award from his teacher

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When your son asks why he has to study. Show him this photo When your daughter asks why she has to study. Show her this photo

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School Jokes

Mom, school hasn't started yet. I know, but you should start walking slowly.

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School Jokes