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There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms.
The mom walked by all the rooms.
The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet.
The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."
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In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister.
The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me?
I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming.
She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed.
Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession.
"Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable.
I have given into carnal thoughts and have had оrаl sеx."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation.
Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do.
So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for оrаl sеx?"
In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
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A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
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At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
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Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
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A couple have been dating for a few weeks, but the guy has been afraid of making advances because he thinks his реnis is on the small side.
Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her down lovers’ lane. While they’re kissing, he opens his trouser zip and guides her hand onto his оrgаn.
‘No thanks,’ says the girl. ‘I don’t smoke.’
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The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.
"Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sеx drive."
"Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sеx drives all in your head."
"Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
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A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed.
When the priest tried to have sеx with her, the girl shouted:
"Father, what are you doing?"
The priest replied "Calm down my child.
Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
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20 years of sеx in the dark the wife find out he was using a dildо the wife get angry and says ¨explain the dildо prick¨ the husband says ¨explain the children bitch
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Секс Chiste del que hace el amor con la luz apagada Мъж и жена били женени от много години. Мъж и жена се оженили, но всеки път по време на секс мъжът искал в стаята да е пълна тъмнина. A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. C'est l'histoire d'un vieux couple marié depuis 25 ans. Chaque fois qu'ils font l'amour, l'homme demande à le faire dans le noir. Um casal estava casado há vinte anos e, sempre que fazia sexo, o marido insistia em desligar a luz. Após esse tempo todo, a mulher achava que aquilo era estúpido. Decidiu que iria tirar do marido esse hábito desnecessário. Certa noite, enquanto faziam amor, ela acendeu as luzes. Olhou e viu o... Under alla år som Britta och Bertil varit tillsammans hade Bertil alltid velat älska med lampan släckt. Efter 20 år tröttnade Britta på att ständigt treva sig fram i mörkret och tände! Hon såg till sin förskräckelse att hennes man använde en dildo och utropade: - FÖRKLARA DET HÄR! VARFÖR HAR DU... Er was eens een koppel dat 20 jaar getrouwd was. Iedere keer als ze de liefde bedreven drong de man er op aan om de lichten uit te doen. Na 20 jaar begon de vrouw dat vreemd te vinden, en ze... After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a dildo! she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the dildo". The husband... Det äkta paret hade varit gifta i mer än 20 år. Varje gång de älskade insisterade mannen på att ljuset skulle vara släkt. Men efter 20 år tyckte kvinnan att det började bli löjligt. Hon funderade... De hadde vært gift i mer enn 20 år. Mannen insisterte på at lyset alltid skulle være av. Men etter 20 år, syntes kona det var latterlig. Så en natt, mens de var igang, tente hun lyset og så sin... Esta es una pareja que ya cumplía 20 años de casados. Y durante esos 20 años cada vez  que iban a hacer el amor apagaba las luces completamente. Pero después de 20 años haciendo lo mismo, la... Conny och Clara hade varit gifta i 20 år, men varje gång de skulle ha sex ville Conny ha ljuset släckt. En natt bestämmer sig Clara för att tända ljuset mitt under akten, och märker då att Conny... Det var en man och hans fru, de låg i sängen och skulle precis till att ha sex, mannen gick och släckte som han alltid gjort i deras 5 år långa äktenskap. Hans fru hade ofta funderat på varför... Bryllupsnatten De havde været gift i 20 år. Manden ville kun elske i mørke. Konen ville have ham fra den fjollede vane, så under en romantisk og højlydt omgang tændte hun lyset og så en...
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I wish my girlfriend had warned me about the ceiling mirror in her bedroom.
I lay down ready for her, then ran out screaming – I’d looked up and thought I was being attacked by a nакеd skydiver.
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A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York.
At the same time in South Texas is getting a вlоw job from a 85 year old lady.
What are both men thinking?
Don't look down.
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The average speed of еjасulатiоn is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
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One day a women walks into work in a short skirt.
As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says,
“Your hair smells really nice today.”
She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office.
She says,”I want to file a sеxuаl harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened.
The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?”
Furious, she snarls, “He’s a мidgет!”
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Sexual Harrassment Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. Jeden Tag kommt Herr Müller sehr nahe an seine Kollegin heran, wenn diese an der Kaffeemaschine steht. Er atmet tief ein und sagt: "Fräulein Inge, ihr Haar duftet so wunderbar!" Nach vier Tagen... When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…
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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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I dont understand why people say sеx is good in the shower.
How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts.
Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sеx with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand.
So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!"
and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?"
and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
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Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies?
A: Кill BILL 1 and 2.
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A guy gets out of the V.D.
Hospital and decides to a hire a hоокеr, since he's been without for so long.
Before long, he brings one home, and they have sеx four times.
After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sеx in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.
"How's the food there?" asks the hоокеr.
"Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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Yo mama's so fат that, after sеx I rolled over twice and was still on the вiтсh!
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This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession.
The priest listens and then asks, "Is there anything else?"
The old guy says, "During the war, when I was young, a beautiful Germam girl came to my farm after escaping and asked me if I would hide her. I told her I would if she provided me with sеxuаl favors."
The priest replies, "Don't worry about it. It was wartime and you both were under a lot of pressure."
The old guy says, "Does that mean that I have to tell her that the war is over?"
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