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My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking вееr from a can at the time.
The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do what ever he wanted in his own back garden.

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A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says,
"All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden nакеd for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden nакеd for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"

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A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies,
"No. I work for a соndом company. These are customer complaints."

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Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
Fucking b*tch.

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WOMAN : if you were my husband id poison your coffee . MAN:if you were my wife id drink it.

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Man: Have I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down here
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: If I could see you nакеd, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you nакеd, I'd probably die laughing.

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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍

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In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

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A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his diск in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.

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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day of…

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I’ve got a friend who’s a female private investigator. Or gynaecologist, as he likes to be called.

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You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.

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Hair style that girls love. Hair style that girls hate

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Cashier: Wow, haha, big plans tonight? Me: Sharon, just shut up and do your job

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Kobieta bez bolca jest stale modlaca

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I'm thinking maybe we could send him to the very middle of the Florida Everglades ... Wrapped very tightly in bacon

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What are those things called that you blow to make a wish? Sugar Daddies

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Varje kvinna har tre perioder i sitt liv:
under första perioden irriterar hon sin pappa,
under andra perioden irriterar hon sin man och
under tredje perioden irriterar hon sin svärson.

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All-female Origin crew forced to return to earth in under 11 minutes after being unable to find a parking space big enough.

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