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It must be something in the air that is causing a lot of women to get pregnant... Their legs.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. …
…
Hot and all over my crotch when I’m driving.

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What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.

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Recent studies have shown that women who have 2 glasses of wine per day are more likely to have a sтrоке.
Women who have a bottle of wine per day might even suск on it

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Man:
"Wanna hear a joke about my реnis? Oh never mind, it's too long."
Woman:
"Want to hear a joke about my vаginа? Never mind, you'll never get it."

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Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sеx with the President. 86% of those responding said, ''Not again.''

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My boss said, “Why are all the women in your office crying?”
I said, “You told me to ваng some heads together.”
He said, “Talk about taking things too literally!”
So I went away and prepared a two hour lecture on taking things too literally.

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A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

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Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club.
Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’
Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’
‘Good heavens,’ says Harry.
‘That’s a very long time ago.’
‘Not reall

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A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey.
He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses.
The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks:
'Can your dog perform other tricks?'.
'But of course', the man answers, 'he can even gratify a woman'.
Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar.
She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed.
The dog looks at her and does nothing, and the man then shouts to the dog, 'OK.
Just ONE more time, let me show you how it's done".

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‘Doctor, I suffer from premature еjасulатiоn.
Can you help me?!’
‘No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!’

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Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.

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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.

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An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the men. She asked her guide why and he said, "Because they are considered of lesser status." Outraged the journalist went home. A year later she returned covering violence in the region and was surprised to see the women walking ten paces ahead. She turned to her guide and this time asked, "What has changed?" The guide answered, "Land mines."

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In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won.

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(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah… suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?
Lady: Yep. I hate this world.
Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sеx before you jump?
Lady: Неll no! You creep!
Man: Ok, fine. I guess I’ll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore…

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(Say this one out loud when you’re doing your stand-up routine!) … …
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? . . . . . . . BOB … …
What do you call 5 men with no arms and no legs in the ocean with a woman named Ann? . . . . . . . BOB, BOB, BOB … BOB, BOB ‘n’ Ann … …
What do you call a thalidomide child with no arms and no legs in a pile of dry leaves? . . . . . . . RUSSELL … …
What do you call him 6 months later? . . . . . . . PETE … …
What do you call a thalidomide child with no arms and no legs between two buildings? . . . . . . . ALI

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The most important element in a relationship is communication, and women are much better at verbalizing their needs and their emotions than men 'cause they've been practicing for millions of years. Since the dawn of time, women have been getting together with their friends and discussing men, striving to reach an understanding... While men on the other hand, for millions of years, we've been getting together with our friends, looking at women and saying, 'Hey, nice вuтт!' So, we're really rетаrdеd in comparison.

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Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse? For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.

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I tried eharmony. They kept matching me up with women who look like me in a wig. I'd be too intimidated to date someone that attractive.

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