A couple of homosexual men are accidentally rear-ended by a large truck at a stop sign one afternoon.
Furious, the man in the passenger side throws his purse on the seat, steps out of the car, then walks back to the truck and starts ваnging on the door.
The truck driver opens the door and the homosexual, standing there with his hands on his hips, says, “We’re going to sue your аss!”
The truck driver smirks and says, “Вlоw me, buddy!”
The homosexual stands there for a moment thinking, then his eyes get really big and his face lights up.
He runs back to the car and says excitedly to his lover, “You won’t believe this… he wants to settle out of court!”
A gаy man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, “Mom, I have something to tell you. I’m gаy.”
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she’d heard him, when she turned away from the рот she was stirring and said calmly, “You’re gаy, doesn’t that mean that you put other men’s penises in your mouth?”
He says nervously, “Uh, yeah, Mom, I do.”
His mother went back to stirring the рот, then suddenly whirled around, and whacked him over the head with a frying pan and said, “Don’t you dare complain about the taste of my cooking ever again!”