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Отива един при лекаря. Една старица отива на лекар. Той я пита какъв е проблема и. Старата жена казва: Баба отива на лекар. This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week.... An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. “I don’t understand it, Doc”, she said, “I have this terrible, terrible gas”. “Thankfully”, she added, “they are at least... Una vieja va al médico para atenderse: - Doctor, doctor, le cuento que sufro de muchos gases; pero por lo menos no huelen ni se escuchan. Vea, me acabo de tirar como quince y usted ni cuenta se dió. El doctor le recetó una medicina y le dijo que vuelva en una semana. La semana siguiente, la... Blähungen Kommt eine ältere Dame zum Arzt und sagt: "Sie, ich muss immer viele kleine Fürze lassen, aber das mach nichts, die stinken nicht und hören tut man sie auch nicht! Sehen Sie, seit ich hier bei Ihnen bin, habe ich bestimmt schon 10 mal gefurzt!" Da holt der Arzt eine Schachtel Tabletten hervor... “Dottore, ho un problema, faccio flatulenze di continuo, però non puzzano mai”,“Provi a farne una per farmi sentire”,Il paziente emette la sua flatulenza e il dottore esclama:,“Il suo problema è grave, bisogna operare con urgenza!”,“Dottore, al sedere?”,“No, al naso!” Un'anziana signora si reca del medico per cercare di risolvere un problema. "Dottore ho un problema di gas intestinali. La cosa non mi dà poi così fastidio, perché le flatulenze che faccio sono silenziose e assolutamente non maleodoranti. Però ecco un po' mi infastidisce; ad esempio, da quando... Um senhora bem velhinha vai ao médico e diz: — Doutor, eu tenho este problema com gases, mas realmente isso não me aborrece muito. Eles não cheiram e sempre são silenciosos. Vou lhe dar um exemplo.... Um velhinho foi ao médico e chegando lá, o médico pergunta: — Então, qual é o seu problema? — Bom, eu tem realmente um problema, mas não me incomoda muito. Vivo peidando aonde eu for. Vou dar um... En gammal man går till doktorn med en pinsam åkomma. – Jag släpper väder hela tiden. Det luktar inte och det låter ingenting, men det är väldigt obekvämt. Jag har faktiskt gjort det 20 gånger redan sedan jag kom in hit, berättar mannen. Läkaren tänker en stund och ger honom sedan ett recept. – Ta... Een klein oud vrouwtje gaat naar de dokter en zegt: "Dokter, ik heb een probleem met "scheetjes laten", het stoort mij eigenlijk niet, want mijn winden zijn altijd stil en ze ruiken niet. Eigenlijk...
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По какво се различава късоръкият гинеколог от дългоръкия? - По какво си приличат здравото куче и късогледият гинеколог? Препознавање - Что общего у здорового пса и близорукого гинеколога? У близорукого гинеколога всегда мокрый нос. Schäferhunde und Gynäkologen Woran erkennt man einen kurzsichtigen Gynäkologen? An der feuchten Nase. Quel est le point commun entre un chiot et un gynécologue myope ? Hva er likheten på en gynekolog og en hund? - Begge er våte på nesen... Mitä yhtäläistä on koiranpennulla ja likinäköisellä gynekologilla? Märkä nenä..
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Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food.
The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and knocks on the door and an old, ugly lady answers. He asks for food and she agrees - but only under one condition. They must have sеx with her.
The first drifter says no, the lady is too ugly, and goes back into the woods.
The third guy is very hungry and agrees. He enters the cottage and goes into a corner near a pile of corn to transact his business with the old lady. The old lady is ready, but the guy says he'll only do it if she's blindfolded.
So she puts on a blindfold and bends over. Quickly the guy grabs an ear of corn and sticks it inside the old lady, then throws it out the window. The woman says, "Again," and the man does the same thing. Satisfied, she gives the man some food and he leaves. As he is walking out of the farmhouse, he comes upon the other two guys.
"Guess what?" the first guy says, "while you sсrеwеd that old hag we found two ears of cream corn!"
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Банана среща вибратора и му вика: What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you laughing for? She's not going to eat you. Banane zum Vibrator Was sagte noch die Banane zum Vibrator? "Zittere nicht so, das erste Mal ging es mir ebenso..." Sur une table de nuit, se trouvent un vibromasseur et une banane. Celle-ci dit au vibro : - Mais arrête un peu de trembler comme ça! Ce n'est pas toi qui vas te faire bouffer, tout-à-l'heure! Una banana vicino ad un vibratore... ma tu che tremi a fare? Mika ti devono mangiare... Een banaan en een vibrator liggen op het nachtkastje. De banaan vraagt aan de vibrator: 'Zeker jouw eerste keer, want je trilt zo'. "Hva er det du skjelver så for," sa bananen til vibratoren. "Det er jo meg hun skal spise..." Mitä banaani sanoi vibraattorille? "Miksi sä täriset? Mut se aikoo syödä"
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