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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."

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Money jokes Blonde Jokes Drug Jokes Tax jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company.
After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few.
"Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their's were still sticking out of the ground."

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Blonde Jokes Phone jokes

Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?
A: To buy a VCR.

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Q: What happens after you find out that a blonde passed a test?
A: You wake up.

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It was the first time a blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family, so she prepared a dinner by herself. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
"Mom, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" the blonde said.
"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.
"I don't know," the blonde replied. "It wouldn't sit still!"

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A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."
The librarian says to her coworkers, "So here's the person who took our phone book!"

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Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: None - they're all true.

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Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes suскing c**k?
A: Spits out the feathers.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to сrаск the shells on the M&Ms.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car door."
The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?"
Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy.
The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics.
"Сrар!"

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Q: Why did three blondes jump off a building?
A: They wanted to see if their маxi-pads really had wings.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, "21, 21, 21." A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing.
They hear a train, and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on, this time saying, "22, 22, 22."

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Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Вlоw in her ear.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
A: You wave at her.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Sit a kitty beside her.

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How does a blonde try to кill a fish?
She drowns it!!

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Q: How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stand there and think for a while.
Finally one gets am idea to try to open the car with a hanger. So the first blonde starts fiddling with the lock with the hanger. The other blonde looks up at the sky and suddenly becomes very worried.
"HURRY, HURRY," she urges. "IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

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Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells, "How do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde yells back, "You're already on the other side!"

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