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There were these two friends, one who was gаy, who died in a horrible car accident.
They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them.
St. Peter asked the first man for a picture of his wife. After looking at the picture, St. Peter asked him if he had ever cheated on her.
The man replied, "I was unfaithful to my wife one time."
St. Peter decided to give the man a station-wagon for him to drive around heaven.
Now it was the second man's turn.
St. Peter asked him for a picture of his wife and then asked if he had ever cheated on her.
The man replied, "Actually I'm gаy, but here's a picture of my lover, and I never cheated on him."
St. Peter was very impressed and decided to give the man a Ferrari to drive around heaven.
After a few months in heaven, the two friends met up with each other.
The second man was bragging about his Ferrari when the other turned to him and said, "I wouldn't be bragging if I were you. I just saw your lover on a skateboard."
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. Três caras morreram e foram para o céu. Chegando lá foram falar com são pedro,e ele falou: — Aqui no céu você ganha um carro bom ou ruim,conforme você traiu a sua mulher! Então o primeiro cara foi... Três amigos viajavam de carro quando de repente o carro em que eles estavam bateu em um poste e todos eles morreram. Chegando no céu, São Pedro foi recebe-los e disse para o primeiro da fila: —... Drie mannen staan bij de hemelpoort waarop op Petrus zegt: "Nu gaan we bekijken wat voor vervoer jullie zo krijgen..." "We doen het zo: Hoe vaker je bent vreemd gegaan hoe slechter het vervoer." De... In de hemel... Drie mannen sterven en ze komen aan de poort. St Pieter wacht hen op. Hij zegt: "Jullie zijn vergeven, anders zouden jullie hier niet zijn. Voor ik jullie binnenlaat in de hemel moet... Op dag 6 in het Aards Paradijs besluiten Adam en Eva een strandwandeling te maken. Tegen de middag gaan ze onder een palmboom rusten. Als Adam zo naast Eva ligt en hij haar goddelijke lichaam... Trys vyrai prie rojaus vartų. Pasitinka juos šv. Petras ir sako: - Jums atleista, bet prieš atverdamas vartus turiu šio to paklausti. Kadangi rojus labai didelis, jums reikės automobilio. Ir nuo... Trys vyrukai pakliuvo į rojų. Šventas Petras jiems ir sako: - Žinote, rojus labai didelis, dėl to visiems išduodame kokią nors Transporto priemonę. Tai, kokią gausite, priklauso tik nuo to, kiek... Kartą žuvo vienu metu trys draugai. Stovi jie priešais Šv. Petrą, kuris jiems Sako: - Na gaila, kad jau taip atsitiko, bet jūs nepergyvenkit, pas mus Rojuj Gyvenimas neblogas. Pas mus tokios...
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Седи и пие в бара тъжен Генко чаша след чаша. Накрая барманът не издържа и пита: Двајца мажи зборуваат. Едниот прашува: В баре грустный мужик заказывает рюмку за рюмкой. В конце концов бармен не выдерживает и спрашивает: Einen Monat Schweigen Ein Mann sitzt im Restaurant und weint. Der Kellner kommt dazu und fragt, was passiert sei.Der Mann antwortet: Meine Frau meinte, sie wird für einen ganzen Monat kein Wort mehr mit mir sprechen.Der Kellner: Ein Mann geht in eine Bar und setzt sich an die Theke. Fragt der Kellner: "Warum denn so traurig?" Sagt der Mann: "Meine Frau hat gesagt, sie will einen Monat lang nicht mit mir reden!" Sagt der Kellner: "Das ist doch nicht so schlimm. Diese Zeit geht auch vorbei." Antwortet der Mann: "Ja, heute!"
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- Абе Гоше, как мислиш, т'ва Google жена или мъж е? Google е женско 100%! Има одговор за се. Q: Is google a boy or girl? Q. What do women and Google have in common? A. They both can’t ever let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion. Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. Google es como una mujer, no te deja terminar una frase cuando empieza a sacar conclusiones y a hacer sugerencias... Дорогой Гугл, пожалуйста, перестань вести себя как моя жена: позволь мне заканчивать фразы самому, вместо того чтобы подсказывать их окончание. Google ist definitiv weiblich. Sie lässt dich nicht ausreden, ohne bereits etwas anderes vorzuschlagen. Google et les femmes, c'est pareil. Les deux donnent une suggestion avant que t'ais fini ta phrase... - Τo google είναι θηλυκό ή αρσενικό? - Θηλυκό, επειδή κάνει συστάσεις πριν τελειώσεις την πρόταση σου Er Google en mand eller en kvinde? – En kvinde, fordi du ikke får lov til, at sige noget færdigt før du får et forslag Google Er Google en hun eller en han? Det er en hun, for den lader dig heller ikke færdiggøre din sætning, før den kommer med et forslag. Hvordan man med sikkerhet kan si at Google er ei kvinne? - Du får aldri sjansen til å fullføre en setning uten at hun kommer med et forslag.
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A skilled nurse died and arrived before St. Peter, who explained, "We have this little policy of allowing you to choose whether you want to spend eternity in heaven or in hеll."
"How do I know which to choose?" She asked.
"That's easy," said St. Peter. "you have to spend a day in each place before making a decision."
With that, he put the nurse on an elevator and sent her down to hеll.
The elevator doors opened and the nurse found herself in a sunny garden, where many former friends and colleagues warmly greeted her.
She had a great time all day laughing and talking about old times.
That night, she had an excellent supper in a fantastic restaurant.
She even met the devil, who turned out to be a pretty nice guy.
Before she knew it, her day in hеll was over and she returned to heaven.
The day in heaven was okay.
She lounged around on clouds, sang, and played the harp.
At the end of the day, St. Peter came and asked for her decision. "Well, heaven was great and all," the nurse said, "but I had abetter time in hеll. I know it sounds strange, but I choose hеll."
With that, she got in the elevator and went back down.
When the doors opened, she saw a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth.
Her friends, dressed in rags, were picking up garbage and putting it in sacks.
When the devil walked over, she said to him, "I don't understand. Yesterday, this place was beautiful. We had a delicious meal and a wonderful time laughing and talking."
The devil smiled and said, "Yesterday we were recruiting you. Today you're staff."
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