Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. Drie mannen staan bij de hemelpoort waarop op Petrus zegt: "Nu gaan we bekijken wat voor vervoer jullie zo krijgen..." "We doen het zo: Hoe vaker je bent vreemd gegaan hoe slechter het vervoer." De... In de hemel... Drie mannen sterven en ze komen aan de poort. St Pieter wacht hen op. Hij zegt: "Jullie zijn vergeven, anders zouden jullie hier niet zijn. Voor ik jullie binnenlaat in de hemel moet... Op dag 6 in het Aards Paradijs besluiten Adam en Eva een strandwandeling te maken. Tegen de middag gaan ze onder een palmboom rusten. Als Adam zo naast Eva ligt en hij haar goddelijke lichaam... Trys vyrai prie rojaus vartų. Pasitinka juos šv. Petras ir sako: - Jums atleista, bet prieš atverdamas vartus turiu šio to paklausti. Kadangi rojus labai didelis, jums reikės automobilio. Ir nuo... Três caras morreram e foram para o céu. Chegando lá foram falar com são pedro,e ele falou: — Aqui no céu você ganha um carro bom ou ruim,conforme você traiu a sua mulher! Então o primeiro cara foi... Três amigos viajavam de carro quando de repente o carro em que eles estavam bateu em um poste e todos eles morreram. Chegando no céu, São Pedro foi recebe-los e disse para o primeiro da fila: —... Trys vyrukai pakliuvo į rojų. Šventas Petras jiems ir sako: - Žinote, rojus labai didelis, dėl to visiems išduodame kokią nors Transporto priemonę. Tai, kokią gausite, priklauso tik nuo to, kiek... Kartą žuvo vienu metu trys draugai. Stovi jie priešais Šv. Petrą, kuris jiems Sako: - Na gaila, kad jau taip atsitiko, bet jūs nepergyvenkit, pas mus Rojuj Gyvenimas neblogas. Pas mus tokios...
There were these two friends, one who was gаy, who died in a horrible car accident.
They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them.
St. Peter asked the first man for a picture of his wife. After looking at the picture, St. Peter asked him if he had ever cheated on her.
The man replied, "I was unfaithful to my wife one time."
St. Peter decided to give the man a station-wagon for him to drive around heaven.
Now it was the second man's turn.
St. Peter asked him for a picture of his wife and then asked if he had ever cheated on her.
The man replied, "Actually I'm gаy, but here's a picture of my lover, and I never cheated on him."
St. Peter was very impressed and decided to give the man a Ferrari to drive around heaven.
After a few months in heaven, the two friends met up with each other.
The second man was bragging about his Ferrari when the other turned to him and said, "I wouldn't be bragging if I were you. I just saw your lover on a skateboard."
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Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. Drie mannen staan bij de hemelpoort waarop op Petrus zegt: "Nu gaan we bekijken wat voor vervoer jullie zo krijgen..." "We doen het zo: Hoe vaker je bent vreemd gegaan hoe slechter het vervoer." De... In de hemel... Drie mannen sterven en ze komen aan de poort. St Pieter wacht hen op. Hij zegt: "Jullie zijn vergeven, anders zouden jullie hier niet zijn. Voor ik jullie binnenlaat in de hemel moet... Op dag 6 in het Aards Paradijs besluiten Adam en Eva een strandwandeling te maken. Tegen de middag gaan ze onder een palmboom rusten. Als Adam zo naast Eva ligt en hij haar goddelijke lichaam... Trys vyrai prie rojaus vartų. Pasitinka juos šv. Petras ir sako: - Jums atleista, bet prieš atverdamas vartus turiu šio to paklausti. Kadangi rojus labai didelis, jums reikės automobilio. Ir nuo... Três caras morreram e foram para o céu. Chegando lá foram falar com são pedro,e ele falou: — Aqui no céu você ganha um carro bom ou ruim,conforme você traiu a sua mulher! Então o primeiro cara foi... Três amigos viajavam de carro quando de repente o carro em que eles estavam bateu em um poste e todos eles morreram. Chegando no céu, São Pedro foi recebe-los e disse para o primeiro da fila: —... Trys vyrukai pakliuvo į rojų. Šventas Petras jiems ir sako: - Žinote, rojus labai didelis, dėl to visiems išduodame kokią nors Transporto priemonę. Tai, kokią gausite, priklauso tik nuo to, kiek... Kartą žuvo vienu metu trys draugai. Stovi jie priešais Šv. Petrą, kuris jiems Sako: - Na gaila, kad jau taip atsitiko, bet jūs nepergyvenkit, pas mus Rojuj Gyvenimas neblogas. Pas mus tokios...