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Руснак звъни на приятеля си в Новосибирск: Един човек слуша прогнозата за времето: Слушает мужик прогноз погоды. Передают "В Сибири -45 градусов". Ну, не поверил, звонит своему другу в Сибирь: Ein Amerikaner ruft seinen russischen Kollegen an. Du der Wetterkanal sagt, es sind -50 Grad bei euch. Ich hoffe es geht dir gut. Sagt der Russe: "Wie jetzt? Bei uns sind es aber nur -25 Grad."... Dzwoni znajomy z Moskwy do kolegi w Nowosybirsku i pyta: - Ile u was mrozu? - No jakieś 25 stopni poniżej zera. - Tak? A w radiu podawali 40. - To chyba na dworze. Két jó barát telefonon beszélget. Az egyik orosz, a távoli tajgáról, a másik a napfényes Floridából. - Te Szása, nálatok tényleg -50 fok van? - Áááá, dehogy is. Kb olyan -10-15 fok lehet. - De...
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This guy walks into a bar and sits down on a stool and places a bottle of prescribe medication on the bar, the man sitting next to him says, "What is that?"
The guy says, "These are smart pills," you take one and it makes you smarter.
The half drunк man says, "Your joking aren't you? and the guy says, "No I am not."
So the drunк says to the bar tender, "Give a large glass of вееr."
The drunк opens the bottle and takes a pill and washes it down.
A few minutes later the drunк says, "I don't feel smarter." and the guy says, "Well some people require more than one pill."
So the drunк takes another pill and washes it down and few minutes later he says, "I still don't feel any smarter.
So the drunк says, "Hey,let me see those pills," the drunк takes a pill and smells it and says," it smells like shiт and he tastes it and says, "It tastes like shiт."
The guy says, "See! your getting smartes allready."
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