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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?Interrupting соw.Interrupting соw wh-MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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My grandmother used to tell us a joke.
She'd say "Knock knock."
We'd say "Who's there?".
Then she'd say "I can't remember" and start to cry.
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Klingelt eine Schnecke an einer Haustür. Ein Mann macht auf. Sagt die Schnecke zu dem Mann: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later En man sitter i sitt hus när det knackar på dörren. Han öppnar dörren och ser en snigel på trappen. Han tar upp snigeln och kastar den så långt bort han kan. Tre år senare knackar det på dörren... This snail crawls up to this bar as it was closing. The snail pounds and pounds on the door until the bartender finally opens the door. The bartender looks around and sees nothing until the snail... A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock... Klingelt 'ne Schnecke bei einem Mann an der Tür. Der macht auf
One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hеll was that all about?"
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
Boom!!!
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Fаn:
"I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete:
"It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan:
"And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete:
"For stopping."
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!
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John: Knock, knock.
Justin: Who’s there?
John: Gladys.
Justin: Gladys, who?
John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
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Коск, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suск.
Suck, suск who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My diск; dear!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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