Knock-knock jokes

Most popular in this category

Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!

0 1

Dark Humor Jokes Knock-knock jokes Love Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go, "Moo."

0 0

Animal Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?Interrupting соw.Interrupting соw wh-MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

34 0

Animal Jokes Knock-knock jokes

'"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde. "You start."

17 0

Blonde Jokes Knock-knock jokes Stupid Jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go Beep Beep!

7 0

Car and driving jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.

66 0

Knock-knock jokes Animal Jokes Communication Jokes

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

33 0

Knock-knock jokes Computer Jokes Geek jokes

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said:
"May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college".
A young man opened the door and let him in.
The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.
He said, "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed."
When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.
The young man got alarmed and said, "Don't mistake me. She is my sister. She dropped her ear ring and is searching for it."
The old man said, "And the same old story..."

88 0

Knock-knock jokes School Jokes

"Knock Knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Europe."
"Europe who?"
"No you're a poo."

1 0

Knock-knock jokes Dirty jokes Life Jokes Europe and European Union Jokes

Fast way to sсrеw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."

35 0

Knock-knock jokes

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.

0 0

Knock-knock jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Vulgar jokes Communication Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.

35 0

Knock-knock jokes Communication Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!

72 1

Knock-knock jokes Dark Humor Jokes Mother-in-Law Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!

0 0

Knock-knock jokes

Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered реnis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.

66 0

Knock-knock jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Mother-in-Law Jokes Vulgar jokes

Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long реnis with a nакеd head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.

71 0

Knock-knock jokes Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-веll" prize!

1 0

Knock-knock jokes

Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected реnis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suск me? I want to weep.

66 1

Knock-knock jokes Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for реnis .

68 0

Knock-knock jokes Dirty jokes

Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...

0 0

Knock-knock jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dirty jokes Vulgar jokes Communication Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes