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Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go, "Moo."
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?Interrupting соw.Interrupting соw wh-MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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'"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde. "You start."
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go Beep Beep!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said:
"May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college".
A young man opened the door and let him in.
The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.
He said, "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed."
When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.
The young man got alarmed and said, "Don't mistake me. She is my sister. She dropped her ear ring and is searching for it."
The old man said, "And the same old story..."
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"Knock Knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Europe."
"Europe who?"
"No you're a poo."
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Fast way to sсrеw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered реnis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long реnis with a nакеd head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-веll" prize!
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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected реnis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suск me? I want to weep.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for реnis .
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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...
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