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'"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde. "You start."
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Knock Knock!
Who’s their?
It’s Dave!
Dave Who?
*Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
A midget
A мidgет who…
A мidgет who cant reach the doorbell.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You sound like an owl!
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion on your doorstep, open up !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They’re throwing things at us !
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"Papa, da sammelt einer für das neue Schwimmbad!" Ktoś puka do drzwi. Otwiera Jasiu: - Tato, przyszedł jakiś pan i mówi, że zbiera na osiedlowy basen. Mam mu coś dać? - Daj mu trzy wiadra wody. Un gars dit à son voisin : - Un conseiller municipal a fait du porte à porte ce matin. Il demandait si on voulait bien faire un don pour la construction de la piscine municipale. - Ah ? Tu lui as... Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool." Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water." Papá, papá hay un señor en la puerta diciendome que está haciendo una colecta para una pileta de natación. - Está bien hijo, dale un vaso de agua. - Mamma, det er en mann på døra som samler inn til det nye svømmebassenget. - Så, gi han et glass vann, da. A skót a kertben kaszálja a füvet, amikor kiszól neki a neje: - John, két úr van itt. A faluban épülő új uszodára gyűjtenek. Mit adjak nekik? - Két vödör vizet. A skót gyerek odaszalad az anyjához: - Anyu, az ajtóban áll egy bácsi! - És mit akar? - A most épülő uszodára gyűjt! - Adj neki két vödör vizet! "Jantje, er wordt gebeld. Doe je even open?" Jantje: "Ja pap!" Man aan de deur: "Hallo jongetje, ik kom collecteren voor een zwembad." "Vader, ze komen collecteren voor een zwembad!" Vader: "Geef... Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water... A Children’s Charity knocked on my door earlier today asking for a donation to help them build a swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water. Daddy somebody’s at the door. He’s collecting for the district’s new indoor swimming pool. Ok, give him a bucket of water then. Ένας τύπος ήρθε στη πόρτα να μου ζητήσει δωρεά για τη δημοτική πισίνα και του έδωσα ένα ποτήρι νερό!
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. – I gave him a glass of water.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go Beep Beep!
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Bob:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe:
"To get to the idiот's house."
Bob:
"Knock knock."
Joe:
"Who's there?"
Bob:
"The chicken."
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
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Robin: Hey batman can I tell you a joke?
Batman: WHAT ROBIN?
Robin: Knock Knock
Batman: WHO'S THERE?
Robin: Not your parents
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil up the tire. It needs more air.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no веll prize.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-веll" prize!
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"Knock Knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Europe."
"Europe who?"
"No you're a poo."
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Guy1: why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy2: Don't know.... why?
Guy1: to get to the gаy guys house....
Guy2: ? ........
Guy1: knock knock
Guy2: who's there?
Guy1: chicken!
Guy2: fuск you!
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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
knock knock
Who’s there!
Not Sarah.
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