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'"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde. "You start."
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Knock Knock!
Who’s their?
It’s Dave!
Dave Who?
*Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
A midget
A мidgет who…
A мidgет who cant reach the doorbell.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You sound like an owl!
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion on your doorstep, open up !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They’re throwing things at us !
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"Papa
Ktoś puka do drzwi. Otwiera Jasiu: - Tato
Un gars dit à son voisin : - Un conseiller municipal a fait du porte à porte ce matin. Il demandait si on voulait bien faire un don pour la construction de la piscine municipale. - Ah ? Tu lui as...
Son: "Dad
Papá
- Mamma
A skót a kertben kaszálja a füvet
A skót gyerek odaszalad az anyjához: - Anyu
"Jantje
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water...
A Children’s Charity knocked on my door earlier today asking for a donation to help them build a swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water.
Daddy somebody’s at the door. He’s collecting for the district’s new indoor swimming pool. Ok
Ένας τύπος ήρθε στη πόρτα να μου ζητήσει δωρεά για τη δημοτική πισίνα και του έδωσα ένα ποτήρι νερό!
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. – I gave him a glass of water.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go Beep Beep!
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Bob:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe:
"To get to the idiот's house."
Bob:
"Knock knock."
Joe:
"Who's there?"
Bob:
"The chicken."
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
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Robin: Hey batman can I tell you a joke?
Batman: WHAT ROBIN?
Robin: Knock Knock
Batman: WHO'S THERE?
Robin: Not your parents
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil up the tire. It needs more air.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no веll prize.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-веll" prize!
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"Knock Knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Europe."
"Europe who?"
"No you're a poo."
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Guy1: why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy2: Don't know.... why?
Guy1: to get to the gаy guys house....
Guy2: ? ........
Guy1: knock knock
Guy2: who's there?
Guy1: chicken!
Guy2: fuск you!
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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
knock knock
Who’s there!
Not Sarah.
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