Knock-knock jokes

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Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
A midget
A мidgет who…
A мidgет who cant reach the doorbell.

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Knock-knock jokes Disability Jokes

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!

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Knock-knock jokes Office and Work Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?

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Knock-knock jokes Kids Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Me: Knock! Knock!
Friend: Who's There?
Me: Daisy! Friend: Daisy Who?
Me: Daisy Me Rollin, They Hatin!!
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Friendship Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Guy1: why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy2: Don't know.... why?
Guy1: to get to the gаy guys house....
Guy2: ? ........
Guy1: knock knock
Guy2: who's there?
Guy1: chicken!
Guy2: fuск you!

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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Dark Humor Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Police Officer Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Bob:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe:
"To get to the idiот's house."
Bob:
"Knock knock."
Joe:
"Who's there?"
Bob:
"The chicken."

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Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!

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Knock-knock jokes Office and Work Jokes Valentine's Day Jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.

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Gross Jokes Knock-knock jokes

"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."

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IT jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."

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Knock-knock jokes Relationship Jokes Communication Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!

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Knock-knock jokes Animal Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

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Knock-knock jokes Kids Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

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Knock-knock jokes Food Jokes Communication Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No веll, I knock.

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Knock-knock jokes Nerd jokes

My grandmother used to tell us a joke.
She'd say "Knock knock."
We'd say "Who's there?".
Then she'd say "I can't remember" and start to cry.

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Knock-knock jokes Old People Jokes Grandparent Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

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