Knock-knock jokes

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
My life
My life who?
My life is depressing…

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go, "Moo."

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Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!

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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.

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Me: Knock! Knock!
Friend: Who's There?
Me: Daisy! Friend: Daisy Who?
Me: Daisy Me Rollin, They Hatin!!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?

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Knock knock.
who's there
interrupting dyslexic atheist cow
interrupting dyslexic ath...
Moo there is no dog!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the house where the most gullible person in the world lives.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?

The Chicken

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there
Not Sarah.

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub! I'm dwowning!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Oh forget it, it is pointless.

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Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings!

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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It's cold outside.

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