Knock-knock jokes

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I’m outside!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hobbits!
Hobbits who?
Hobbits going out for a drink later?

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Knock, knock.
Whose there?
Aadrvark.
Aadrvark who?
Aadrvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi eggs around the house.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny Who?
Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
No more.
No more who?
No more Easter bunnies, wait till next year!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?
Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out in the cold while somebody keeps asking “Who’s there?”

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