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As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sеx for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren’t too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife’s bedroom door.
“KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!”
Husband: “Guess whom?”
Wife: “I know who it is!”
Husband: “Guess what I want?”
Wife: “I know what you want!”
Husband: “Guess what I’m knocking with!!”

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think the keys are in there.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' around the mountain when she comes!

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Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms.
Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

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Bully: Your jokes suск! Me: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Bully: Why?
Me: To get to the Gаy Mans house
Bully: Ha The Chicken must be gаy!
Me: Knock Knock
Bully: Another Sтuрid Joke?
Bully: Alright who's there?
Me: The Chicken

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knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? King Тuт! King Тuт who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

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Clairvoyant's house:
"Who's there?"
Knock, knock.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.

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Knock knock
Whos there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes

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Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
It's me wondering why you are not nакеd.
Knock knock
Who's there?
It's me again still wondering why you are not naked

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Why did sally fall of the swing
She had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there
Not sally
What did sally get for Christmas we don't know she didn't open it yet

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Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes out a bad joke!
Knock Knock,
Who's There?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if i hear another bad joke

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Man:knock knock
Kid:whos there Man:i see you do
Kid:i seee you do who?
Man:my girlfriend!

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Son: Dad, will you remember me in 5 years?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 year?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 6 months?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 month?
Dad: Yes
Son 1 week?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 5 days?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 5 hours?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 hour?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 30 minutes?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 minute?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 second?
Dad: Yes.
Son: Knock Knock
Dad: Who's there?
Son: See, you forgot me already!!!

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German pilots have a really poor taste in jokes:
Knock, knock.
Nothing.
Knock, knock.
Crash.

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