Knock-knock jokes

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Me: Why did the Pizza Delivery guy cross the rode?
Friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No to delivery pizza to the hideous girl on the other side!
Friend: ...
Me: Knock Knock!
Friend: Who's there!?
Me: The Pizza Delivery guy!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?

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Knock knock.
Whose there?
“Doorbell repair man“

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book lately!

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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Polar.
Polar who?
Polar pants down!

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Dog:
“Tell me joke”
Me:
“No, you won’t understand human jokes”
Dog:
“Ohh sure because humans are so smart and dogs are so dumb”
Me:
“Knock Knock”
Dog “омg someones at the door, brb!”

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Jeff: Im so popular
Bill: Nobody knows who you are
Jeff: YES THEY DO
Bill: knock knock
Jeff: Who's there?
Bill: Jeff Jeff: Jeff who?
Bill: EXACTLY

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jamahl, from next door.
Knock Knock
Knock Knock

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Omegle Jokes Be Like:
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Hey.
Guy 1: I'm pretty sad, can you give me a joke?
Guy 2: Sure! Knock Knock.
Guy 1: Who's there?
Guy 2: Disco.
Guy 1: Disco who?
Guy 2: Disconnected.
'Your conversational partner has been disconnected.'
Guy 1: ...

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe put sunblock on my back?

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Knock Knock whose there aneda aneda diск inside me

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down -- you looketh tired!

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mesut.
How may I assist you?
Hahaha, Yeah right.

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Existentially.
Existentially, who?
I know what you mean.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?

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‘Knock knock.’
‘Who’s there?’
‘Indian.’
‘Indian who?’
‘Indian spice.’
‘Cumin.’

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Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Paul!
Paul who!
Paul light, and gentle, I knock, knock! Open up and snuggle!
I Never break in!

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