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Жените са като презервативите - прекарват повече време в портфейла ти, отколкото върху члена ти. What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck ! Was ist die Gemeinsamkeit von Frauen und Kondomen? Beide verbringen mehr Zeit in deiner Geldtasche, als an deinem Schwanz... Qu'est-ce que les femmes et les préservatifs ont en commun? Vad är likheten mellan kondomer och kvinnor? - De är antingen runt din penis eller i din plånbok. – Vad är det för likhet mellan kvinnor och kondomer? – Båda spenderar mer tid i din plånbok än på din lem. Wat is de grootste overeenkomt tussen een condoom en een vrouw? Allebei zitten ze soms om je lul, maar grotendeels in je portemonnee. Wat hebben een vrouw en een condoom gemeen? Ze zitten soms om je lul, maar meestal in je portemonee. Wat is de overeenkomst tussen een condoom en een vrouw ze zitten bijna altijd in je portomonaie en bijna nooit aan je plasser. http://www. Safegaan. Nl Hvorfor minder en kvinde om et kondom? – De bruger begge mere tid i din pung, end på din pik Hva er likheten mellom en kvinne og en kondom? - Begge bruker mest tid i lommeboken din...
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1. Never take a вееr to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat from the table...no matter how good his manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

DATING (Outside the Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested:
"I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

THEATER ETIQUETTE
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

WEDDINGS
1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using раnтy hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back вееr too.
5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
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