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Most Popular Jokes

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson

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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.

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Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

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A policeman stops two drunks and asks one, "Where do you live?"
"Nowhere", the first drunк replied.
"And where do you live?", he asks the other.
"We're neighbours."

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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did.
I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said;
"See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them."
I replied, "Yes."
"Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch реnis?
A: "Partially disabled."

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What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up?
"Iraqi Army."

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A man charged with аssаulт and battery insisted at his trial that he had just pushed his victim "a little bit".

When he was pressured by the prosecutor to illustrate just how hard, the defendant approached the lawyer, slapped him in the face, grabbed him firmly by the lapels and flung him over the table.
He then faced judge and jury and calmly declared, "I would say it was about one-tenth that hard."

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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!

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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.

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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight.
A black eye, and a swollen lip.

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What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once?
So people can’t see that the company works without them..

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Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend.
‘Y’ know,’ he says.
‘I think my room-mate is quееr.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student.
‘Well,’ replies Nigel.
‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’

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If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.

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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.

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Something Special For His Birthday
It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards.
So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday.
They bought him a hоокеr.
The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door.
When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!"
Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?"
"I'm yours for super sеx," she answers.
So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."

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A man was fishing in the jungle.
After a while another angler came to join him.
"Have you had any bites?" asked the second man.
"Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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