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Most Popular Jokes

How do you keep black people from stealing things in your back yard?
You hang some in the front.
Relax It's dark humor

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Black People Jokes

People say there's safety in numbers... yeah.. well tell that to 6 million Jews...

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Do not go to the bathroom in a dream. It’s a trap!

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One-Liner Jokes

Girl:
"I'm sick and tired of you pretending to be Some detective ace all the time. I think we should split up."
Me:
"Excellent idea. That way we can cover more ground."

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Good jokes Couple jokes Men vs Women Jokes

Yo mama so fат when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

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Yo Momma Jokes

"Ваве is it in?"
"Yea."
"Does it hurt?"
"Uh huh."
"Let me put it in slowly."
"It still hurts."
"Okay, let's try another shoe size."

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Sex Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Yo Momma is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone!

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so sтuрid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama's so sтuрid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

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Yo Momma Jokes

10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments."
9. You look really, really good in yellow.
8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge.
7. You figure any Holiday that starts with a "Good Friday" can't be all bad.
6. You love to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies.
5. It's a good time to check out your neighborhood church and not be noticed.
4. You have this bunny suit you love to wear, but are too insecure to wear it without a reason.
3. Even though you don't know what it is, you really like the sound of going to a "Passion Play."
2. You figured since Jesus went to all THAT trouble to make it to the first Easter, you'd give it a shot.
1. As a Christian you celebrate the resurrection every other day, why not Easter too? From

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Friday jokes Diet and Weight Loss Jokes

3.14% of sailors are…
Π-rates.

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Math Jokes Sailor Jokes

A ghost joke
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
Ban-she Ban-she!
A vampire joke
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
A coffin break!
A witch joke
Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches?
Because it was an 'appy rash!
A Halloween joke
Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his sister!
A cannibal joke
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
A witch joke
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen!
A witch joke
What has six legs and flies?
A witch giving her cat a ride!

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Halloween Jokes Vampire jokes

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

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Math Jokes

When Chuck Norris tells a joke about Will Smith's wife, Will Smith slaps himself

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Movie jokes

Me: Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gаy people?
Friend: No?
Me: HAHAHA
Friend: Shit

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Whenever you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to маsтurвате.

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One-Liner Jokes

Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shiт Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggаs be evacuating like they need to.

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One-Liner Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Me: I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me.
Friend: challenge accepted A B C D E F G H I....
Me: the alphabet
Friend: you son of a b*tch...

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Friendship Jokes